Perfect Indian Wedding

An innocent girl with a ton heavy Saree was wedding’s most looked up Naree she had, or was on make up it was difficult to identify ceremonies lined up; she gave her best try good for nothing ladies gave arrangement a curse groom's dad was quiet; mother busy filling purse saali's tantrum made jija feel shy mama and chacha were already so high ladies’ delight at the function of mehandi dadi and bua enjoyed pedicure for free bride was busy since last afternoon a lottery, a jackpot for the nearby saloon she couldn’t speak coz of layers of make up dada was busy in his own world of gup shup kids were enjoying the bumpy mickey game aunties were talking and believe me it was lame! everyone's eyes were glued to the clock food area got opened; crowd ran like a flock guests dint knew the groom or the bride they come-eat-go, maintaining their 'pride' joota churai collects handsome money for saalis poor tambu waala was bombarded with gaalis till the time of feras everyone is asleep then starts vidaii - 'a dream session to weep' at last comes, the family session of tear shedding these tadkas and masalas cook a perfect Indian wedding!