Peacock Cyclops

He was the peacock cyclops, all big-headed and such. When asked what women thought, they said “not much”. He had a mirror where he spent ten hours a day. He was too stuck on his reflection to take a job with pay. He is always broke, the women said, with a shrug. Sure, he is shapely, and charming and has a big mug. But he spends his whole time admiring himself in a mirror. They did not date him, or even get close, or even near.