Pappy's Purse

The situation that my pappy is in has gone from bad to worse. It all started on the day when he began to carry a purse. Things got really bad when I went to his house and saw him wearing a dress. He says that he's a woman who's trapped inside a man's body, it is a mess. Pappy has also started wearing high heel shoes and using make-up. It's embarrassing when a man's dad leaves lipstick on coffee cups. My pappy said that I shouldn't feel ashamed because of his new clothes. But it really draws attention when a man wears a mini skirt and panty hose. When people see my pappy, they point and laugh at him. Then I get arrested because I beat the crap out of them. Pappy asked me not to beat up anybody else because it's an awful sin. I told him that I'll have to fight until he either has a sex change or behaves like a man again. (This is a fictional poem.)