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Out-Foxed By a Mongrel

They said, "his bark is much worse than his bite" So, I opened the gate, without fright But the beast would outwit me ! In the keister, he bit me!! He will feast on my trousers tonight !
................................. 5/4/15 For John Freeman's Contest : Dumb and Dumber Quotations (Never trust someone who says "his bark is much worse than his bite".... !! LOL !)

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Date: 6/20/2015 12:32:00 PM
Congrats on a great win Carrie....
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Date: 6/19/2015 5:00:00 PM
cute one!! Congrats, Carrie.
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Date: 6/19/2015 2:14:00 AM
Very witty Carrie many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/19/2015 12:01:00 AM
Congrats on your win. **SKAT**
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:10:00 PM
Carrie, thank you for the very sweet comment. :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:05:00 PM
Beautiful Carrie, very witty loved it! Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/4/2015 10:06:00 PM
G'day Carrie... thanks for the chuckle Carrie. Better off feasting on your trousers than you I suppose - Lindsay
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Date: 5/4/2015 6:14:00 PM
Well done Carrie-made me laugh---kind regards---John
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Date: 5/4/2015 5:19:00 PM
Better your trouser than your wowzer, lol
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Date: 5/4/2015 5:18:00 PM
Your Limerick came a little late dear poet....I'd say, 30 years late ! *smiles* Loved this Limerick Carrie ! Have a wonderful week........much love, james
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Date: 5/4/2015 5:01:00 PM
So very cute Carrie! Lets hope your pants is all he got his teeth into..OUCH! ~Jan
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