Cunning Linguistics

As you read this poem, I’m mentally undressing you. Word by word your protests drop to the floor. Syllable by syllable I pare you down to honest flesh. Utterance by utterance, your secrets are revealed Until you’re nude, standing before me Natural and unembellished, so you can truly appreciate The intense sincerity of my words. Then I’ll softly stroke your personal pronouns And delicately fondle all your feminine articles. I’ll take a most teasing interest in your superlative adjectives. And for your pleasure, I’ll lovingly coordinate your conjunctions. My linguistic interlocution will then slowly, slowly, slowly Coax your previously in-transitive verbs to thrill To multiple, unutterably intense and delicious Spasms of orgasmic literary ecstasy!!! And that’s just the table of contents. P.S. Always practice safe text.