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Oops! Sorry 'Bout That!

His client had a leg amputation Oops! Wrong leg due to miscalculation His client wanted to sue But as the attorney knew No leg to stand on for litigation Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 2 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Lawyer Limerick" Contest - August 2010 (Last line based on the old saying "You Ain't Got A Leg To Stand On")

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Date: 8/31/2010 6:11:00 PM
Congratulations on your top placement with this very clever Limerick Robert!
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Date: 8/30/2010 6:34:00 PM
Hahaha! Well deserved 2nd Place Win, Bob! Congratulations! Peace, Audrey
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Date: 8/30/2010 11:22:00 AM
Many congratulations Robert on your win in Carolyn's fine contest with this witty Limerick >> James
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Date: 8/30/2010 5:08:00 AM
Congratulations Bob on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/29/2010 7:36:00 PM
A well deserved win, Bob. Congrats
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Date: 8/29/2010 6:46:00 PM
EXCELLENT limerick and great win for it. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/29/2010 5:28:00 PM
congrats in the contest!!
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Date: 8/29/2010 3:56:00 PM
wow what a scary image! I hear they write with marker on the legs NOT THIS LEG...THIS LEG! congrad's Light & Love
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:41:00 PM
Congrats Bob on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy my friend this happy Sunday.. with luv..
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:31:00 PM
Bob that is sick. I love love love it. Congrats on your place in the contest. Charles
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:03:00 PM
Awesome, Chief. Congrats on your win. All the best. Ralphie
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:39:00 PM
Oh you funny man..these limericks are right up your alley. congrats Mr Bob. BG
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:25:00 PM
Ooops!! This is one I missed until now....so funny and clever.....deserving to be at the top!! :) Congratulations!!
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:22:00 PM
Really? He should have asked his lawyer for one...I'm sure that he has an extra one that he would be happy to give him while he was collecting his 40%:) Congrats on you win!
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:04:00 PM
OOps! Congratulations Bob on your worthy second place, Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/29/2010 11:58:00 AM
Great limerick Bob. congratulations. Love, joyce
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Date: 8/29/2010 11:47:00 AM
Bob, I knew of a case where this actually happened! VERY funny limerick and congratulations on taking second place. The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/29/2010 11:41:00 AM
cute one, congrats on your second place win
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Date: 8/28/2010 8:33:00 PM
thankxxx Bob ..u are a dear and true friend with your warm comments to my family... u have a blessed Sunday..luv to Vera... and the cat..luv..miss my pets so much..
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Date: 8/28/2010 8:15:00 AM
LOL,) I am reading this one again Bob H., with the funny though (( it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg..)) well them Lawyers sure take more than they should. Good luck once again,..//I hope you are doing well Bob, It is noticeable when you are not around,, and you are very much missed by me,,,,love LeeAnn
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Date: 8/25/2010 12:28:00 PM
Hope all is OK Bob ... will be mailing u a package soon as I get home in Sept.. so be on look out for it.. just a little reminder while I am thinking of it luv.. ciao..
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Date: 8/25/2010 6:23:00 AM
Good morning, Sarge. Just wanted to wish you Happy Air Force Week! Didn't realize it till they mentioned it on TV this a.m. Have a good one. Ralphie
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Date: 8/24/2010 11:14:00 PM
Poor guy. heehee. Great use of the expression here!! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 8/24/2010 9:58:00 AM
Enjoyed reading your poetry today Robert. Thank you for sharing your writing with us. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/24/2010 9:32:00 AM
Bob I absolutely love this, made me laugh out loud hehe Would be interesting to hear all those stories :) all the best for the contest.. Hope you'll have a relaxing week, Wilma
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