Oo the Waiting Room

The waiting room was quite small No empty seats there at all Had some hot bean soup for lunch Gas was building up a bunch Determined to do this stealth Had to gas or ruin my health Just had to get some relief Leaned to one side of the seat Didn't’t leak out as I hoped A stinky, rotten, loud crock To save face, had to think fast Next to me a pretty lass I said, just so all could hear “It’s OK honey, don't fear” "Just sit there, don’t have a fit I’ll pretend that, I DID IT!”