One Wish
If I had but one wish
I'd wish for a giant saw
And with it I would declare
revolutionary law
Not to, you know, boast
but I'd saw off the East and West Coasts
They're blue states anyway, so they'll match the ocean
and we'd be left with red states, that's my notion
Course, we'll have to eliminate Pritzker's Illinois and ?'s Chicago *
Ha! With my trusty saw, that'll merely be a sideshow
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* Can't seem to remember that new mayor's name, though I
have a few 'choice words' for him...
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2023
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