One Wish

If I had but one wish I'd wish for a giant saw And with it I would declare revolutionary law Not to, you know, boast but I'd saw off the East and West Coasts They're blue states anyway, so they'll match the ocean and we'd be left with red states, that's my notion Course, we'll have to eliminate Pritzker's Illinois and ?'s Chicago * Ha! With my trusty saw, that'll merely be a sideshow ____________________________________________________ * Can't seem to remember that new mayor's name, though I have a few 'choice words' for him...