I have to comment on this one and let everyone know that it was written back in 1995, 25 years ago, which is a quarter of a century. I thought about changing it and removing the references of "dead" but decided to leave it as written. Just goes to show how much our culture has changed in 25 years as to what kind of references are acceptable. Even though I wrote this and thought it was funny, I still was very attuned to that reference maybe not being acceptable today. I hope everyone who reads this one sees the humor in it and is not offended by those references from so long ago.