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A woman says to her dentist, “Don't know what's worse
Having a tooth pulled or having a baby”
Dentist says, “Must adjust the chair to make us more comfortable
So make up your mind, got others waiting”

A Chinese couple had a black baby, named it Sum Ting Wong
Are you giggling and peeing your kimono
Ever wonder what two-headed snakes think of each other
They certainly are aware of each other's aroma

If you have to open your bathrobe, after eating 
Need to eat less, meals are much too vast
A month before he died, Uncle Jim covered his back in lard
A month later he slid downhill really fast

Addicted to the hokey pokey till I turned myself around
Hurt my head and banged it all about
Found out adrenalin was brown when I bought a motorbike
Betcha knew I was an old geezer no doubt

My tennis foe didn't like my serve, always kept returning it
Hit one he couldn't reach, friends no more
Gave up my standup routine, people kept laughing at me
Decided to be serious got accolades galore

If your girlfriend starts smoking, just slow down a bit
Or perhaps use a lubricant of some sort
Why can't two Asians have a white baby do you think
Coz two Wongs don't make a white in short

Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony would you say
One who can carry two coffees and 6 donuts
Working as a teller, a woman asked me to check her balance
Pushed her over, quite unsteady for a grown up

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