One Liner Medley

While you waited, he slipped comfortably into her panties.

Sometimes less is not more, it's just short of enough.

Rather than saving for a rainy day you should buy an umbrella today.

If you are reaching for the stars you can be pretty sure you're standing outside.

He felt a bit irritated when he had to jump for Joy!

He was on the highway to hell, fortunate for him his motorcycle broke down.

She wanted one on one time, sadly she had someone else in mind.

Of all your personalities I like this one the best!

Every time I make a judgement about you, I learn something about myself.

If you want to be seen, sometimes you need to stand by yourself.

Speaking louder does not make you right!

When you walk with your head in the clouds you're more likely to trip.

Original sin has become somewhat unoriginal!

I want to one day be as smart as he thinks he is.

Everything old is still old even if the new stuff looks old.

You can take that to the bank but it will cost you!

If a coward dies a hundred deaths, he should be extremely well prepared.

The poor cat got ripped off, he only had one life.

The man who talks the least has the best hearing.

Never ever underestimate the power of your own stupidity.

Not all who appear friendly are friends.

The one who loses brings another much joy.

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Date: 2/29/2016 9:10:00 AM
Richard, all your one liners are super, and I sure can relate to many of them, some are wise and some are funny, but all are great, and you know what's coming now, I love this 7~
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/29/2016 12:44:00 PM
Thanks Constance, they were fun to write.
Date: 2/25/2016 9:31:00 AM
You are a wise man, Richard! Enjoyed these one-liners! ~ Regards // paul
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/25/2016 9:41:00 AM
Thanks Paul.
Date: 2/25/2016 8:44:00 AM
Love these tidbits of wisdom.. Happy to know I have brought much joy to many!!.. :-) hugs.. Arlene
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/25/2016 8:55:00 AM
Hugs back to you Arlene.
Date: 2/22/2016 4:56:00 PM
"the man who talks the least has the best hearing" ... excellent, Richard! Especially those that prefer barking over speaking.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/23/2016 7:11:00 AM
I know a few like that. Thanks for the visit Timothy.
Date: 2/22/2016 4:07:00 PM
I liked line 8, and I must say thank you for it!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/23/2016 7:10:00 AM
Thanks Arthur.
Date: 2/22/2016 4:07:00 PM
Wait I think he meant me!
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Date: 2/22/2016 3:52:00 PM
I really like these kinds of things. Are they all yours or did you pick favorites of yours from the internet?
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/22/2016 4:01:00 PM
To the best of my knowledge they are my own. Sometimes I wonder if maybe somehow an idea could have come from something I may have read over my life but I don't think so.
Date: 2/22/2016 12:07:00 AM
Sometimes zany zingers can inspire some thoughts ... and other times it just makes you laugh (which is always good). "Speaking louder does not make you right!" << this one spoke to me the most, especially in my corner of the world at the moment ... very clever with these one liners, my friend. A collage of emotions.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/22/2016 7:55:00 AM
Thanks Timothy, I added a few more.
Date: 2/21/2016 8:56:00 PM
What joy i felt enjoying each line. You'd be good with short shorts of all forms.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/22/2016 7:56:00 AM
Thanks Iris.
Date: 2/21/2016 7:29:00 PM
Accumulated experience of years past that will make all of us more knowledgeable and careful! Superb expressions that touch on all feelings dear Richard! I loved them! A seven!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/22/2016 7:57:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios. It was fun to come up with these last lines.
Date: 2/21/2016 10:44:00 AM
Wonderful work with great thought given to the subject matter as it is gently unfolded for the reader's delight. You have fun with this piece from start to finish and it brings a smile to my day. Emile.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/21/2016 11:07:00 AM
I'm glad I provided a smile to your day Emile!
Date: 2/21/2016 10:23:00 AM
"Every time I make a judgement about you, I learn something about myself." this 1 is the best for me,but you know Sir Richard I love everyone. :)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/21/2016 10:38:00 AM
That is a good way to be.
Date: 2/21/2016 9:55:00 AM
A potpourri of thought, I smiled, I frowned, I thought - I reacted. Can you ask for more than that? I am so glad that you shared these ... CayCay
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/21/2016 9:59:00 AM
Thanks Cay Cay. I'm just having fun playing with words.
Date: 2/21/2016 9:12:00 AM
You crack me up!!! Loved the original sin one...and SO many others! :) Thanks for the visits today. You ROCK, Richard. But hey....you already know that!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/21/2016 9:17:00 AM
Thanks Eileen, I'm still curious to hear your thoughts on my "Never always sometimes" poem.
Date: 2/21/2016 8:12:00 AM
- Well written, something to think about ...... (without pajamas :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 2/21/2016 8:38:00 AM
Hugs back Anne Lise.
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