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On the Toilet

I talk on the phone while I’m letting
Leaving a treat in the toilet, I’m setting
It’s not quite fair
Poo’s in the air
The other person doesn’t know, I’m betting

Russell Sivey

Copyright © Russell Sivey | Year Posted 2017

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Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 8/6/2017 1:44:00 AM Hilariously true, my dear friend Russell. Needs no further elaboration! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2017 7:43:00 PM by the way, if you are eating super healthy , your poo will hardly stink. I am finding this out, since embarking on my new health kick last year!! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2017 7:42:00 PM I think you are betting wrong. hahaha. Great fun, Russell. Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/5/2017 4:44:00 PM - :))) ... nobody knows :))) - Love this one, Russell - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 8/5/2017 12:33:00 PM Aren't you glad you can't smell through the phone as well? Login to Reply

Eileen Manassian Date: 8/5/2017 12:25:00 PM OH DEAR! This is some write, Russell. ;) Didn't know you had it in you! ;) To write limericks I mean...HA HA! Login to Reply

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 9:30:00 AM GOTD! (Giggle of the day award) LBJ used to conduct face-time business from the throne! Login to Reply

Jack Ellison Date: 8/5/2017 9:10:00 AM You have joined the club, Sir Russell!!! Great subject for you humorous limerick! Probably happens quite often and the person at the other end is totally unaware!!! LOL Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 8/5/2017 9:04:00 AM oh yeuk Russell lol:-) there are times I don't need to be on the phone and one of those times is when I'm sat on the throne lol:-) hugs jan x Login to Reply