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On the Toilet

I talk on the phone while I’m letting Leaving a treat in the toilet, I’m setting It’s not quite fair Poo’s in the air The other person doesn’t know, I’m betting Russell Sivey

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Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 8/6/2017 1:44:00 AM

Hilariously true, my dear friend Russell. Needs no further elaboration!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/5/2017 7:43:00 PM

by the way, if you are eating super healthy , your poo will hardly stink. I am finding this out, since embarking on my new health kick last year!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/5/2017 7:42:00 PM

I think you are betting wrong. hahaha. Great fun, Russell.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/5/2017 4:44:00 PM

- :))) ... nobody knows :))) - Love this one, Russell - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/5/2017 12:33:00 PM

Aren't you glad you can't smell through the phone as well?

Eileen Manassian

Date: 8/5/2017 12:25:00 PM

OH DEAR! This is some write, Russell. ;) Didn't know you had it in you! ;) To write limericks I mean...HA HA!

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/5/2017 9:30:00 AM

GOTD! (Giggle of the day award) LBJ used to conduct face-time business from the throne!

Jack Ellison

Date: 8/5/2017 9:10:00 AM

You have joined the club, Sir Russell!!! Great subject for you humorous limerick! Probably happens quite often and the person at the other end is totally unaware!!! LOL

Jan Allison

Date: 8/5/2017 9:04:00 AM

oh yeuk Russell lol:-) there are times I don't need to be on the phone and one of those times is when I'm sat on the throne lol:-) hugs jan x