On the Road To Nowhere

Traveling down the road to nowhere, With nowhere I wanted to go. I met a man with a hat in his hand, Who worked in a traveling show. Smiling wide as I gave him a ride, I asked where do you want to go? He said I'm running late and It'd be great, If I got back in time for the show. Don't you worry if you're in a hurry, I'll get you back in time for the show. And if it's okay I'd like to stay, Because I don't have nowhere to go. He said that's fine with me and soon you'll see, The most wonderous spectacular show. And I'll make a bet you'll never forget, Once you're there you won't want to go. I was so excited to be invited, To this wonderous spectacular show. Quick as a cat pulled a gun from his hat, He said I'll take all your money to go. I pulled to the side still grinning wide, He said thanks but I have to go. My face all red and the last thing he said, I really hope you enjoyed the show!