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On An Outback Plain

On an outback plain where big Roos were few
A gang went riding their Harley’s
Their plan was to stop at the pub for a brew
So they headed at top speed for Charley’s

It wasn’t too long as they sped along
that a Big Red hopped out of nowhere
that was the moment that things went wrong
and started this sorry affair

After the first Harley hit the Roo 
they ended up in a spinning heap - until
someone had a silly notion of what to do
I’m certain they meant no ill will.

They decided - for a novel photo op
They would dress the dead roo in leather.
They propped him up beside a large rock
In a biker’s jacket and helmet

Laughing and joking  and dressing and poking
They stood beside him to pose.
When all of a sudden and I am not joking
The dead carcass took off with the clothes.

The tragedy was the jacket was new
and the bloody thing was expensive 
But it gets a great laugh when he’s having a brew
Still, it took a long time to make sense of.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Volumes Avatar
October 10, 2022 at 12:07 AM
Love it ! I think I saw that roo a while ago with a bloke chasing him in a ute, He was screaming out " you lil beaut, I'll make a packet if I can get a hold of that jacket!. Your poem is terrific Suzanne. I cant wait to read more.
Delaney Avatar
October 10, 2022 at 4:11 PM
That’s a good one, Wendy: You made another verse…..lol SuZ
Dietrich Avatar
October 6, 2022 at 1:20 PM
wow, I am just now reading you were born and raised there. Why did you leave? Anyway, Hawaii must be incredible too, but you are on east coast now, right?
Delaney Avatar
October 6, 2022 at 1:28 PM
Yes Andrea: We get around. My hubby was the main triggering force for us to be moving all the time usually business ventures. A rolling stone gathers no moss as they say. Thanks for asking.
Callus Avatar
September 25, 2022 at 2:50 AM
Truly enjoyed this humorous narration, Suzanne. Both Joe and myself had a nice laugh at the end of it :) ~ Warm regards, my friend. // paul
Delaney Avatar
October 10, 2022 at 4:10 PM
Hi Paul: So glad you enjoyed my little attempt at comedy. I’ll never live up to Laurie or Tom.
Ray Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 6:19 AM
humor is an elegant robe and you wear it well....and add motorcycles....well you have my full attention....
Delaney Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 10:29 AM
Thanks Timray. Not a robe I manage to wear often but I have my moments. LOL SuZ
DiMino Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 4:30 AM
Delightful! Hilarious! No kangaroos here but deer stand in just as solid. Love it! You get a Fav!
Delaney Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 10:31 AM
Joe: So happy it gave you a laugh. Humor is so good for us. LOL SuZ
Fowler Avatar
September 23, 2022 at 7:12 AM
Haha! So clever Suzanne. :) Linda Alice
Delaney Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 4:11 AM
Glad you enjoyed this one, Linda. It was a kind of fun one to write. SuZ
Bayles Avatar
September 22, 2022 at 8:28 PM
Great rhyme and humor. I enjoyed reading a scene set in Australia.
Delaney Avatar
September 23, 2022 at 2:39 AM
So glad you enjoyed it, Mike: If you like these kind of poems you might check out Lindsay Laurie. He has a great following here on the Soup. I don’t think I can add a link but just search that name and his poems should come up.
Buehler Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 7:20 PM
This tale was so entertaining, and I loved the ending, SuZ. I hope your evening is nice, Evelyn :)
Delaney Avatar
September 23, 2022 at 2:35 AM
Thanks so much for stopping by and reading my silly bit of nonsense lol SuZ
Dietrich Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 6:33 PM
great story poem, Suz. I bet you have been to many place, including Australia.
Delaney Avatar
September 23, 2022 at 2:34 AM
Thanks Andrea: This was written after the style of Banjo Paterson who wrote the Man from Snowy River. I was born and raised in Australia and then went to Hawaii.
Maverick Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 1:27 PM
This recalls a stupid thing I did once, went out Shooting roos, in a larrakin attitude 1980? I fired at some shapes and eyes we caught in the beam, I can still hear the rasping breath, of the poor Animal I had no doubt lung shot, Slowly dying. never again.' The thing was to the Farmers they were just regarded as pests ' But they shoot then by day so its a cleaner kill but That was how I came to be out there, not good For me anyway.'
Delaney Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 2:17 PM
Joe: We all do things we regret and they are lessons that enable us to grow. It was part of the culture to shoot animals as pests when I was young too. More and more we need to protect the animals and grant them their place as fellow creatures on this earth. Please read my poem Death of a Kangaroo ….if you have time.
Wolf Avatar
September 20, 2022 at 6:38 PM
Sounds like that gang rued the day they executed their 'brilliant' scheme. lol. :) gw
Delaney Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 2:19 PM
Backfired louder then their bikes, Gershon. Lol
Maverick Avatar
September 21, 2022 at 1:14 PM
Good pun; here on the big red Ones Gershon.'
Mcconnell Avatar
September 20, 2022 at 6:13 AM
Such an enjoyable read Suzamne, a real good fun piece. Have a great day, Gordon
Delaney Avatar
September 20, 2022 at 9:53 AM
Thanks for reading, Gordon: Glad you enjoyed. Hugs, SuZ
May Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 6:50 PM
I enjoyed your story of bikers and Roos in the outback, Very nicely penned
Delaney Avatar
September 20, 2022 at 3:17 AM
Thanks Joseph: I am glad it brought you a chuckle. SuZ
Horne Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 11:56 AM
LOL, loved this fun write
Delaney Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 3:46 PM
Thanks Jack: So glad you enjoyed it.
Leffanta Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 11:32 AM
So happy to see someone pick up Lindsay Laurie's baton! Enjoyed! Aloha!
Delaney Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 3:45 PM
Thanks Rico: …..hopefully not for too long…..I get a kick out of his punch lines. Cheers, SuZ
M  Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 7:18 AM
Love this delightful Aussie poem and humour… Suz….well done you! Cheers Debx
Delaney Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 7:22 AM
Thanks Deb: Glad it brought you a smile, SuZ
Cunningham Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 12:18 AM
Lol, an enjoyable verse Suz, could just picture the scene. Best of luck in the contest. Tom
Delaney Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 4:13 AM
So glad you enjoyed it, Tom: You’ve given me many good stories. Hope Joe likes it. SuZ
Kyser Avatar
September 18, 2022 at 5:06 PM
That’s quite the yarn! Enjoyed
Delaney Avatar
September 19, 2022 at 4:29 AM
So happy you enjoyed it, Jeff: It is based on an urban legend and the movie, Kangaroo Jack.
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