Ole Poppycock

Ole Poppycock said the British clock maker.
While setting his alarm clock which was the building block
of his foundation.He purchased penny stock at four o'clock
and future stock on Wall Street today.

Ole Poppycock said the Dutch soda drink maker.
George Washington did not cut down the Cherry Tree.
He  placed a cuckoo clock under the chopping block,
and becasue of a culture shock purchased  New York Common stock,
at the stock exchange today.

Ole Poppycock said the British Law Maker.
You're only trying to make me the laughingstock of London.
Place your pig's belly on the butcher-block,and play me some acid rock,
before we experience another earthquake aftershock.
Sign your John Hancock and be on your way.

Nonsense Poetry by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2016..ALL rights reserved.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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May 19, 2016 at 2:17 PM
Kim Robin, creative and well done. Thank you for sharing. **SKAT**
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