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Written, December 12, 2022

Poetry/Limerick/Old Santa
Copyright Protected, ID 12-1509-919-19
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France

Submitted to the International Contest Funny Santa Claus Poem
Sponsor, Joseph May, Judged 12/13/2023

First Place

Suddenly Santa Claus | Ancient Whiteagle Wisdom

Poor Santa could no longer stand with pride, I am just too old for Christmas he cried; but, what about Christmas eve, and all the toys I should leave ... Amazon can deliver them curbside !

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/14/2023 1:02:00 PM

LOve yours, Constance. BIG congrats.

Constance La France
Date: 12/14/2023 2:58:00 PM

Andrea, thank you so much for the compliment and congrats, blessings

Joseph May

Date: 12/14/2023 3:39:00 AM

Lol, Amazon is putting St Nick out of biz, Very nicely done Constance, Congrats on your win

Constance La France
Date: 12/14/2023 2:59:00 PM

Joseph, thank you so much for the contest and my placement and the compliment and congrats, blessings

Terry Flood

Date: 12/13/2023 2:31:00 PM

Holy cow… if that happens the rain forest is done for. I recently ordered a memory card reader that would have been a loose fit in a match box… it came in a box three times the size of a shoe box and with tons of protective wrappings. So congrats on your worthy win, Constance, but I hope someone fills him with coffee to pep him up ;-)

Constance La France
Date: 12/13/2023 3:15:00 PM

Terry, thank you so much for your fun comment and congrats, blessings

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/13/2023 12:22:00 PM

His job is done with a click click click…curbside service. Congratulations , Constance!

Constance La France
Date: 12/13/2023 3:15:00 PM

Kim, thank you so much for your fun comment and congratulations, blessings

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/13/2023 10:52:00 AM

Back with another Congratulations on your new win. I enjoyed reading this fun write again. Santa is getting old, better let Amazon help him out. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day............

Constance La France
Date: 12/13/2023 3:16:00 PM

Paula, thank you so much for the congratulations, and fun comment, blessings

Jay Narain

Date: 12/13/2023 9:50:00 AM

Contemporary take on dear old Santa Clause. Funny. Contgrats on your win.

Constance La France
Date: 12/13/2023 3:16:00 PM

Jay, thank you so much for your comment and the congrats, blessings

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/24/2022 3:41:00 PM

Congratulations Constance on your first place win with the humorous Limerick in Tania’s contest… Belle

Constance La France
Date: 12/26/2022 9:03:00 AM

Belle, thank you so much for the visit ,congratulations and compliment, blessings

Terry Miller

Date: 12/23/2022 11:28:00 PM

A great limerick, congratulations

Constance La France
Date: 12/24/2022 2:24:00 PM

Terry, thank you so much for the compliment and congratulations, blessings

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/23/2022 5:29:00 PM

Cute lim Constance. Congratulations on your win! :)

Constance La France
Date: 12/24/2022 2:25:00 PM

Linda, thank you so much for the compliment and congratulations, blessings

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/23/2022 3:21:00 PM

Back with "Congratulations" on your win. I love this write/picture. Blessings with Hugs...........

Constance La France
Date: 12/24/2022 2:25:00 PM

Paula, thank you so much for the congratulations and compliment, hugs and blessings

Eve Roper

Date: 12/23/2022 7:56:00 AM

Funny, Constance. Congratulations on your win. Many blessings and Merry Christmas

Constance La France
Date: 12/24/2022 2:26:00 PM

Eve, thank you so much for the comment and congratulations, blessings

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/23/2022 4:12:00 AM

Constance, a cute limerick, congratulations on your first place win!

Constance La France
Date: 12/24/2022 2:27:00 PM

Tania, thank you so much for the inspiration and contest, and my placement and for the compliment and congratulations, appreciate, blessings

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/20/2022 11:49:00 AM

A fun write/picture. You are so right when you say, "Amazon can deliver them curbside." Bet they are. Merry Christmas..................

Constance La France
Date: 12/21/2022 12:52:00 PM

Paula, thank you so much for the comment and compliment, blessings

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 12/20/2022 5:27:00 AM

Love it Constance. So appropriate to the culture in which we have moved rather quickly from the time we grew up. You made me smile and that is good.

Constance La France
Date: 12/21/2022 12:52:00 PM

Reason, thank you so much for the compliment and comment, blessings

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/20/2022 4:31:00 AM

Good one. Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Constance La France
Date: 12/21/2022 12:54:00 PM

Sara, thank you so much for the visit and comment, blessings

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/19/2022 10:39:00 PM

Lol, and if they haven't got it try ebay. Good luck in the contest Constance. Tom

Constance La France
Date: 12/21/2022 12:55:00 PM

Tom, thank you so much for the visit and fun comment, blessings