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Old Pickle

He lies on his bed in the rest home - the old man that nurses all there have given the nickname Old Pickle. (Of course they've seen beneath his underwear.) Like greenish blue cheese bulge the veins of his legs. By this stage of his life, he wished they were pegs. He once was as smooth as mozzarella, melting every woman with his smile. Now his body is crumbling away. His smell is somewhat barn-yarn vile. Old Pickle loves the pretty nurses. Amazingly, he can get it up still. Bemoaning his looks, he lies in his bed, wishing it weren’t all such a big dill.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2025




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Date: 4/3/2025 12:39:00 PM
Andrea, yikes! You really captured the essence of old age manhood. My goodness! Making me cringe! Smiles!! I think I will die at home!!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/3/2025 12:40:00 PM
yeah, the judge sure hated this one. haha
Date: 3/21/2025 9:52:00 AM
Very cute -- and all true! Old age is not for sissies -- can I still say that!? Or politically incorrect. Hmm, I could be in trouble here.
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Date: 3/21/2025 8:37:00 AM
Hi Andrea, I love your wicked sense of humour.
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Date: 3/21/2025 8:10:00 AM
What a great poem to write Andrea, and it add as a pure joy for me as a Namibian celebrating Independence Day, have a wonderful day.
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Date: 3/21/2025 5:43:00 AM
Dear Andrea, Can I first say I am a pickle lover! What a humorous take on aging. I loved the clever wordplay, especially with cheese metaphors, such a bittersweet picture of life in a nursing homes. I think that the contrast between past virility and present decline is both touching and amusing. Thanks for this witty, compassionate glimpse into elder care. Spring Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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Date: 3/21/2025 1:05:00 AM
You are too funny sweet andrea! I needed this today. Hahahah seriously! Lolol i cant stop laughing. Nailed it! I just posted for this too but mine is a personification of a table lol goodluck in the contest, i need to respond to comments here. Miss you
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Date: 3/20/2025 6:59:00 PM
LOL so endearing and cute
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Date: 3/20/2025 6:58:00 PM
LOL Andrea. Not a pretty sight for sure.
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Date: 3/20/2025 2:08:00 PM
- This Old Pickle I've seen him in real life, Andrea (truth :))) - Not a pleasant experience :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs
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