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Old Pantaloons

Old Pantaloons, a Chiasmus by Michael R. Burch Old pantaloons are soft and white, prudent days, imprudent nights when fingers slip through drawers to feel that which they long most to steal. Old panty loons are soft and white, prudent days, imprudent nights when fingers slip through drawers to steal that which they long most to feel. Keywords/Tags: humor, humorous, light, light poetry, light verse, sex, sexy, sexuality, clothes, clothing, lust, desire, chiasmus, pantaloons, panty, loons, panties, pun, words, word play, underwear, fetish, lingerie, pervert, perverts, perversion

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Date: 5/21/2020 2:54:00 PM
Eek! Ew. This is funny but also quite dreadful! I feel violated yet impressed. I have grown, yet I must wash my hands. Twice. Immediately. Also, I do apologise that I couldn’t read your Sandy Hook poems today. My armour has worn a bit thin. I don’t have the energy to be triggered. But I hope other stronger souls read them.
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Michael Burch
Date: 5/21/2020 8:44:00 PM
Just keep the panty loons out of your bedroom and you'll be just fine! ;-) Understood about the Sandy Hook poems. I have a hard time writing and editing them myself.