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THIS REALLY IS A BRITISH BEER!

Old Fart - Warning May Contain Humour

I hate visiting Uncle Dwain
His farting just drives me insane
When he drops a bomb
I just glare at mom
Cos in my chair I must remain

He say kids are seen but not heard
I sit and daren’t utter a word
Don’t care what he thinks
I know his butt stinks
And think he smells like an old turd

06/03/21

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Terry Flood June 5, 2021 at 3:03 PM Such a shame that ‘Old Fart’ isn’t wine... each bottle would come with a free handy cork. Unfortunately no peg so you’d have to pray for pretty potent bouquet. Ha Ha Jan. Terry

Lindsay Laurie June 4, 2021 at 5:12 PM Hello Jan … probably blames the cat does he. Put some dry cement in his mashed potato. That should block him up for a while but don’t get in the line of fire after the pressure builds - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jack Horne June 4, 2021 at 1:18 PM LMAO - love this. Will have to check this beer out! Thanks so much for the lovely blog, my friend xx Jan Allison June 4, 2021 at 4:18 PM thanks jack I have written a few limericks recently hope they raise a smile xx

David Mchattie June 3, 2021 at 5:14 PM I would not be looking forward to Christmas. I would slip a pine freshner down his pants. Cute. Have a great day. Jan Allison June 4, 2021 at 6:14 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins June 3, 2021 at 2:34 PM I can't say I'd be anxious to meet your Uncle Dwain, Jan. Sounds to me like he delights in watching you glare at your mom. Jan Allison June 4, 2021 at 6:14 AM Was based on an Uncle Arthur but I preferred the rhyme with Dwain lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer June 3, 2021 at 1:06 PM this is classic jan and it's hilarious! i'll bet that beer is a huge seller, just for the name. i once got sucked into buying "birthday beer" for my son's birthday and it was the worst beer i ever tasted... Jan Allison June 4, 2021 at 6:12 AM I can just imagine the taste of the beer, makes me glad I am not a beer drinker :-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh June 3, 2021 at 12:30 PM Be interesting to know the strength of that beer Jan, might be written on the Rear, I’m guessing about a 7.5 on the Richter scale, had a great laugh reading this one, all sorts of connotations are springing to mind, cheers David Jan Allison June 4, 2021 at 6:10 AM lol thanks David i thought there was a beer called 'owd fart' but its owd roger, but old fart beer was just as good for the pic, bet any gassy beer makes fol flatulent lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan June 3, 2021 at 12:07 PM What a stinker!! Jan Allison June 3, 2021 at 12:11 PM Yeah you are right, I did have an Uncle Arthur its based on him lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta June 3, 2021 at 11:37 AM This is the perfect solution for Terry Flood's tube rides ....... Jan Allison June 3, 2021 at 12:10 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin June 3, 2021 at 11:10 AM Another classic in the making Jan. I think old dwain needs a big old cork maybe. Lol Jan Allison June 3, 2021 at 11:21 AM ha ha ha i did a poem about someone having a cork to stop the farting lol

Tom Cunningham June 3, 2021 at 11:09 AM Lol, any relation to Fred Don't know if I fancy that beer, bet it tastes like eggs. Tom Tom Cunningham June 3, 2021 at 11:35 AM Yes Jan, ill add it now. Did you get mine? Jan Allison June 3, 2021 at 11:20 AM lol did u get my extra verse for the collab lol? hugs Jan xx