Old Fart - Warning May Contain Humour

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THIS REALLY IS A BRITISH BEER!

I hate visiting Uncle Dwain His farting just drives me insane When he drops a bomb I just glare at mom Cos in my chair I must remain He say kids are seen but not heard I sit and daren’t utter a word Don’t care what he thinks I know his butt stinks And think he smells like an old turd 06/03/21

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Terry Flood

Date: 6/5/2021 3:03:00 PM

Such a shame that ‘Old Fart’ isn’t wine... each bottle would come with a free handy cork. Unfortunately no peg so you’d have to pray for pretty potent bouquet. Ha Ha Jan. Terry

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/4/2021 5:12:00 PM

Hello Jan … probably blames the cat does he. Put some dry cement in his mashed potato. That should block him up for a while but don’t get in the line of fire after the pressure builds - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jack Horne

Date: 6/4/2021 1:18:00 PM

LMAO - love this. Will have to check this beer out! Thanks so much for the lovely blog, my friend xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2021 4:18:00 PM

thanks jack I have written a few limericks recently hope they raise a smile xx

David Mchattie

Date: 6/3/2021 5:14:00 PM

I would not be looking forward to Christmas. I would slip a pine freshner down his pants. Cute. Have a great day.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2021 6:14:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/3/2021 2:34:00 PM

I can't say I'd be anxious to meet your Uncle Dwain, Jan. Sounds to me like he delights in watching you glare at your mom.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2021 6:14:00 AM

Was based on an Uncle Arthur but I preferred the rhyme with Dwain lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/3/2021 1:06:00 PM

this is classic jan and it's hilarious! i'll bet that beer is a huge seller, just for the name. i once got sucked into buying "birthday beer" for my son's birthday and it was the worst beer i ever tasted...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2021 6:12:00 AM

I can just imagine the taste of the beer, makes me glad I am not a beer drinker :-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 6/3/2021 12:30:00 PM

Be interesting to know the strength of that beer Jan, might be written on the Rear, I’m guessing about a 7.5 on the Richter scale, had a great laugh reading this one, all sorts of connotations are springing to mind, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2021 6:10:00 AM

lol thanks David i thought there was a beer called 'owd fart' but its owd roger, but old fart beer was just as good for the pic, bet any gassy beer makes fol flatulent lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx