Oh, Yes.

I have a new lover, the best that I have had in a while; he satisfies my insatiable appetite... anytime ~ day or night; He is Italian, and he brings his very own pesto sauce for me to spread... all over his large body; Oh ~ his meat...thick...tantalizing...so tasty, and his buns ~ oh, so warm... If you are lonely some evening, and you need to be satisfied, one call and he is soon there...ready... just for you... Of course, there is plenty if you are a sharing soul. Our initial meeting occurred today when my daughter brought him home... "Mom, I would like you to meet Quizno, the Ultimate Italian sub."