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Oh the Wait


I wonder how much longer I must wait?
I've been waiting like a horse at the gate
With a tear in my eye
I'm about set to cry
And I'm not sure of how much more madness I can take?

The problem is I really have to poop
It must be from that bowl of oyster soup
The line is just to long
And my bowels aren't that strong
So it's set to fly like a chicken leaving the coop

I guess the waiting is just about done
And I'm soon to be a fox on the run
Everything should go well
Except for the bad smell
When I leave, I'm sure everyone will know I'm the one




Black Eyed Susan's
Contest: Wait... Ha-ha :o)

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Shaz Cheesman

Date: 10/2/2012 2:27:00 AM

Lol....will I ever stop being amused by your quirky limericks.....probably not. Just very entertaining in a nutshell...I'm still giggling...heheheheh - xo Shaz

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 8/4/2012 7:35:00 PM

This is so funny Dan.......you certainly know how to make us laugh...awesome write. Congrats!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/2/2012 12:16:00 AM

DAn... Congratulations with your awesome win in Susan's waiting contest... what a WAIT..lol ;-) ~xox PD

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/1/2012 1:51:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement in Susan's "Wait" contest Dan. Love, Carol

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 8/1/2012 7:53:00 AM

loved the humor in this - you nailed it with your ending :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/31/2012 11:29:00 AM

((()))Congrats on your unique winning work..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/31/2012 8:56:00 AM

congrats Dan on a superb win for this brilliant write luv..

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/31/2012 7:25:00 AM

uniquely scribed, dan... a big wham of congrats on your award!..:) hugggs!

Pace Ink-U-Script

Date: 7/31/2012 5:25:00 AM

Congrats Dan on your win my friend!!!! :)

Pace Ink-U-Script
Date: 7/31/2012 5:26:00 AM

Lmao!!!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 7/31/2012 1:14:00 AM

Congratulations Dan still laughing xx

Jonas L. Rozario

Date: 7/30/2012 11:53:00 PM

I knew it was gonna be a winner!!!....Congrats Dan...this is really funny!!!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 7/30/2012 5:16:00 PM

Hilarious, Dan, and surprisingly different...hahaha!! Congrats on your wonderful win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda

Sharon Ruebel

Date: 7/30/2012 2:40:00 PM

Hello Dan, This is a winner for sure hon. Loved it and congratulations! Lov, Shar

David Williams

Date: 7/30/2012 2:31:00 PM

Dan, congrats on your win, yep there's always a queue when you gotta go...David

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/30/2012 1:58:00 PM

Very funny and different from the others. congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/22/2012 10:03:00 AM

LOL... Really?... LOL.... Your writting is quite unique... strange but fun.

Kerry Singleton

Date: 7/20/2012 10:34:00 PM

Hahaha..thank you for the laugh Dan :)

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 7/20/2012 11:36:00 AM

Where do you get these inspirations from? Wild and wooley wait was wanting relief! All the best in the contest!

Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:21:00 PM

I don't know?..I noticed this is the second one that has to deal with pooping thou? Ha,ha...Just lookin for ways,to brighten peoples days... :o)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/20/2012 10:57:00 AM

1000 smile for your poem Dan, wish you luck in contest....hope you win!!! - f.e.f. is home again - oxox love Anne-Lise

Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:17:00 PM

:o) Thank you f.e.f...Hope your trip was excelent! oxox

Terry O'Leary

Date: 7/18/2012 12:58:00 PM

Another very funny one! (On second thought, perhaps not so funny... been there done that... yuck ;-D) Terry

Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:16:00 PM

You are correct! Not so funny when it happens...But at least I gave you a smile. :o)

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/18/2012 9:56:00 AM

the twist was hilarious, dan, lol... i needed this!... can't wait to see this on the winners' list!:) huggs!

Dan Kearley
Date: 7/18/2012 10:03:00 AM

Thanks Nette... :o) I'm glad it put a smile on your face.

Jonas L. Rozario

Date: 7/18/2012 8:48:00 AM

OMG...I really laughed when I read it...man this is just way to funny...'set to fly like a chicken leaving the coop'!!!...hahaha. This one should well in the contest...much enjoyed & good luck!!!

Dan Kearley
Date: 7/18/2012 10:02:00 AM

Ha,ha...I'm glad you enjoyed it,Jonas...I hope Susan likes it?

Jonas L. Rozario
Date: 7/18/2012 8:49:00 AM

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