Oh Me Little Knees Did Tremble

Oh me little knees did tremble. Oh me little knees did tremble And me teeth did rattle too Cos a shiela crossed her legs Had no panties on it’s true I near fell out of the bus It sagged a bit me jaw I rocked and rolled and wobbled And got up off the floor For I was pure as sweet sunshine A mummys boy for sure Never let out on a date Oh what are shielas for I gazed at these large bosoms One day at kmart too Our eyes did lock I was in shock I hid inside the loo (toilet) Then a cousin flaunted charm To try a short arm wrestle But she nearly broke me arm Yes she has testostestle What will I do I cannot woo Some Aussie sweet potater I’m shy enough A powder puff Perhaps I’ll come out later Don Johnson 27-apr-11 Sometimes it flows like gastric it snows sometimes the pits and what rhymes with it Don