Ode To Taylor Swift and the Car Park Incident
Ode to Taylor Swift and the Car Park Incident
Today I saw the most ridiculous thing
Taylor Swift existing backwards from a car park
So she wouldn’t be seen
On her un-best side that is
Does she look beautiful on one side
And from the other a fiend?
Has she been fooling us all these years?
And maybe the other half of her is green?
Her management team seemed concerned
To get her in the car
Without the un-best side been seen
Which might make us go AAAAAGGHH!!!!
And then she was spirited away
Without sight of the other side, which is green
Thanks Christ they cried!
Her career has lived to fight another day
What would we do without the likes of this
Increasingly skinny child in our way
Making a mint for us every day
Why she does all the work and starves herself, while we get royally paid!
Why let her green side get in the way?!
This recent behaviour smacks of a change of direction
(Maybe that’s what the green is it’s with the new wind – she’s caught an infection)
Has she milked the country market for too long?
Or is there more money in pop to be got?
Where all its stars have to appear
To be anything they are not
Oh no! Taylor perhaps you have a spot!
Because it’s not to do with music any more
It’s about selling you everything that
Lines the shelves of your local store
The creams, lotions, potions and more
Dreams you will never have because they’re not real
But all available on finance or for a steal!
And in case you think to poor Taylor I am being mean
There are literally thousands of them worldwide on the scene
She now appears no different to the ones that have come before
Too skinny generic and anything but poor
Never sad, mad or bad
Unless they’re carving out an adult carer – you know like that lad
It’s ok though he’s cleaned up
You know ‘The Beebster’ who since his crimes
Has been on Oprah, found god, and got away with it a thousand times
You see they’re just a kind (and not just Taylor and Our Just)
With a management team an image
With only a $ sign on their mind
To the real value of music they are all completely blind
They’re everything real music is not
So to this image conscious lot their
Management Teams and ‘friends’
From those who love music – F*CK OFF!
And let the world of music just breathe again
So we can at last we can all make some real music loving friends
Copyright © Anna Archichek | Year Posted 2015
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