Ode To Hulk

His skin is stained like the softest grass I bet he wouldn’t need a pole to catch a bass The way his voice sounds so gravely and rough Makes me almost forget about him being so buff Oh Hulk, how seeing you brightens my day But it never lasts long, as you always seem to stray Nevertheless, loving you could never seem wrong And I know you would win in a fight with King Kong Man I wish there was a way you could love me I could try a witch, but there’s no guarantee Someday soon, I pray, there could be a chance We could run away and hide off in France My handsome king would you please look this way Without you my life would be so gray Since you’ve appeared life’s never been dull I just can’t seem to get it through my skull For you would never love a girl like I And for that reason is why I cry My dearest Hulk, how I wish you were mine And we could stay together till the end of time