Ode To Chocolate-Collaboration

To chocolate I pay my respects Some folks say its better than sex whether milk dark or white Ev’ry bar I must bite or I'll get a lack of choccy complex I NEED chocolate it’s an unwritten rule I'm a woman not a blithering fool Give me a constant supply On days that end with a Y when choc’s smeared round my mouth it looks cool BY JAN ALLISON Most women love something that’s sweet And chocolate it cannot be beat Deny them and they’ll pout Choc is all they think about Many men think it's all that they'll eat. BY DALE GREGORY COZART She lustingly said to bring some to her room off went my trousers in a vertical zoom I gazed in her eyes but to my surprise I gave her the chocolate she gave me a broom BY TIM SMITH Give me the chocolate and forget the sex But please don't send it through Fed Ex It'll melt in the summer And that's a real bummer Now that's a problem to vex and perplex BY LIN LANE Chocolates make me feel great I forget the part about weight If I was a tad thinner Would think chocolate ideal for dinner Will settle for sex after eight BY SEREN ROBERTS Chocolate is all that she wishes She loves anything that Swiss is I brought her a box She quick changed the locks Guess I’ll just go sleep with the Mrs. BY DEAN WOOD One woman with sweet loving lips ate nothing but dark chocolate chips. Her husband's retort? "To enter her port is like docking between two battleships!" BY LIM'RICK FLATS