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Ode to Chocolate-COLLABORATION

To chocolate I pay my respects Some folks say its better than sex whether milk dark or white Ev’ry bar I must bite or I'll get a lack of choccy complex I NEED chocolate it’s an unwritten rule I'm a woman not a blithering fool Give me a constant supply On days that end with a Y when choc’s smeared round my mouth it looks cool BY JAN ALLISON Most women love something that’s sweet And chocolate it cannot be beat Deny them and they’ll pout Choc is all they think about Many men think it's all that they'll eat. BY DALE GREGORY COZART She lustingly said to bring some to her room off went my trousers in a vertical zoom I gazed in her eyes but to my surprise I gave her the chocolate she gave me a broom BY TIM SMITH Give me the chocolate and forget the sex But please don't send it through Fed Ex It'll melt in the summer And that's a real bummer Now that's a problem to vex and perplex BY LIN LANE Chocolates make me feel great I forget the part about weight If I was a tad thinner Would think chocolate ideal for dinner Will settle for sex after eight BY SEREN ROBERTS Chocolate is all that she wishes She loves anything that Swiss is I brought her a box She quick changed the locks Guess I’ll just go sleep with the Mrs. BY DEAN WOOD One woman with sweet loving lips ate nothing but dark chocolate chips. Her husband's retort? "To enter her port is like docking between two battleships!" BY LIM'RICK FLATS

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/3/2017 6:27:00 PM
The six of you did a great write on chocolate. My dead husband and I use to make chocolate of all kinds to sell at the Owen Sound market on Saturdays. Those days are gone. Have a nice evening everyone.
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Date: 7/26/2017 9:20:00 AM
One woman with sweet loving lips//ate nothing but dark chocolate chips.//Her husband's retort?//"To enter her port//is like docking between two battleships!"
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/26/2017 9:28:00 AM
Thanks for joining, John!
Date: 7/25/2017 5:49:00 PM
Chocolate is all that she wishes/She loves anything that swiss is/I brought her a box/She quick changed the locks/Guess I’ll just go sleep with the Mrs.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 5:54:00 PM
Thanks for joining, Dean!
Date: 7/25/2017 4:07:00 PM
A breath of funny fresh air-Excellent!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 4:58:00 PM
Thanks, Wayne!
Date: 7/25/2017 12:44:00 PM
Sweet guys :) I wrote a chocolate limerick for a painting series I did that, well, I think is a tad too dirty for posting on the soup LOL... Love these!
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Date: 7/25/2017 11:31:00 AM
What a fun poem! Congratulations to the both of you. Well done :)
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Date: 7/25/2017 11:30:00 AM
She lustingly said to bring some to her room...off went my trousers in a vertical zoom...I gazed in her eyes...but to my surprise... I gave her the chocolate she gave me a broom
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 1:11:00 PM
Thanks for joining, Tim!
Date: 7/25/2017 11:10:00 AM
It was a pleasure collaborating with you Dale ... let's do it again sometime it was such fun:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/25/2017 11:32:00 AM
You came up with the theme for this one...so I will have to get my thinking cap on for the next one lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 11:12:00 AM
Likewise, Jan. I'd love it!