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Ode to Chocolate-COLLABORATION

To chocolate I pay my respects
Some folks say its better than sex
whether milk dark or white
Ev’ry bar I must bite
or I'll get a lack of choccy complex

I NEED chocolate it’s an unwritten rule
I'm a woman not a blithering fool
Give me a constant supply
On days that end with a Y
when choc’s smeared round my mouth it looks cool

BY JAN ALLISON

Most women love something that’s sweet
And chocolate it cannot be beat
Deny them and they’ll pout
Choc is all they think about
Many men think it's all that they'll eat.

BY DALE GREGORY COZART

She lustingly said to bring some to her room
off went my trousers in a vertical zoom
I gazed in her eyes
but to my surprise
I gave her the chocolate she gave me a broom

BY TIM SMITH

Give me the chocolate and forget the sex
But please don't send it through Fed Ex
It'll melt in the summer
And that's a real bummer
Now that's a problem to vex and perplex

BY LIN LANE

Chocolates make me feel great
I forget the part about weight
If I was a tad thinner
Would think chocolate ideal for dinner
Will settle for sex after eight

BY SEREN ROBERTS

Chocolate is all that she wishes
She loves anything that Swiss is
I brought her a box
She quick changed the locks
Guess I’ll just go sleep with the Mrs.

BY DEAN WOOD

One woman with sweet loving lips
ate nothing but dark chocolate chips.
Her husband's retort?
"To enter her port
is like docking between two battleships!"

BY LIM'RICK FLATS

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/3/2017 6:27:00 PM
The six of you did a great write on chocolate. My dead husband and I use to make chocolate of all kinds to sell at the Owen Sound market on Saturdays. Those days are gone. Have a nice evening everyone.
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Date: 7/26/2017 9:20:00 AM
One woman with sweet loving lips//ate nothing but dark chocolate chips.//Her husband's retort?//"To enter her port//is like docking between two battleships!"
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/26/2017 9:28:00 AM
Thanks for joining, John!
Date: 7/25/2017 5:49:00 PM
Chocolate is all that she wishes/She loves anything that swiss is/I brought her a box/She quick changed the locks/Guess I’ll just go sleep with the Mrs.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 5:54:00 PM
Thanks for joining, Dean!
Date: 7/25/2017 4:07:00 PM
A breath of funny fresh air-Excellent!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 4:58:00 PM
Thanks, Wayne!
Date: 7/25/2017 12:44:00 PM
Sweet guys :) I wrote a chocolate limerick for a painting series I did that, well, I think is a tad too dirty for posting on the soup LOL... Love these!
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Date: 7/25/2017 11:31:00 AM
What a fun poem! Congratulations to the both of you. Well done :)
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Date: 7/25/2017 11:30:00 AM
She lustingly said to bring some to her room...off went my trousers in a vertical zoom...I gazed in her eyes...but to my surprise... I gave her the chocolate she gave me a broom
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 1:11:00 PM
Thanks for joining, Tim!
Date: 7/25/2017 11:10:00 AM
It was a pleasure collaborating with you Dale ... let's do it again sometime it was such fun:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/25/2017 11:32:00 AM
You came up with the theme for this one...so I will have to get my thinking cap on for the next one lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/25/2017 11:12:00 AM
Likewise, Jan. I'd love it!