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Once there was a nursing home man called Fred, at night he was found in an old gals bed; with a great big happy smile, his pajamas in a pile; when questioned- "THIS is my dead wife" he said ! _____________________________ May 19, 2019 Added after contest judged, June 11, 2019- Poetry/Limerick/Nursing Home Fred Copyright Protected, ID 19-1145-321-02 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. (Syllable Count 10,10,7,7,10) Written for the contest, Bawdy Limericks sponsor, Tania Kitchin First Place

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/14/2019 8:02:00 PM

Great job, my friend. Congrats in the contest!

Constance La France
Date: 6/16/2019 4:01:00 PM

Andrea, thanks for the congrats and compliment ~

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/12/2019 4:06:00 PM

It' a wonder he didn't follow her with a heart attack lol Congrats. Tom

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 5:21:00 PM

Tom, lol, thanks for the congrats ~

Jan Allison

Date: 6/12/2019 3:50:00 PM

I love it when your humour shines through Constance, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 5:20:00 PM

Jan, thanks for the congrats, I am always amazed too, cause we know I don't do funny !

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/12/2019 2:37:00 PM

Why are only males are necrophiliacs? Congratulations! Aloha! Rico

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 5:19:00 PM

Rico, thank for the congratulations, I worked in a Nursing Home and we had to watch the old ladies just as much as the old men like Fred, gosh the poor guy was just looking for his dead wife ~

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/12/2019 11:52:00 AM

Congratulations on your First Placement Constance. I just can't write a Limerick. Very cute! : ) xxoo

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 5:17:00 PM

Connie, thanks for the congratulations, I thought I couldn't either, who knew !

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/12/2019 7:33:00 AM

Hi Dear Heart: You have gift for sensual satire! Congratulations!

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 7:53:00 AM

Ralph, I always say I cannot write funny but maybe I can !! Thanks for the congratulations ~

Janice Canerdy

Date: 6/11/2019 10:10:00 PM

CONGRATS, Dear Heart! Janice

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 7:52:00 AM

Janice, thanks for the congrats !

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/11/2019 9:17:00 PM

Funny one! Congrats on first place, Constance!

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 7:51:00 AM

Kim, thanks for the congrats !!!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/11/2019 6:55:00 PM

Constance, congratulations on your first place win with your cute and funny limerick!

Constance La France
Date: 6/12/2019 7:51:00 AM

Tania, thanks so much for that fun contest and my awesome placement ~

Jack Horne

Date: 5/27/2019 2:52:00 PM

ha ha, hilarious!!!

Constance La France
Date: 5/28/2019 11:12:00 AM

Jack, thanks for visiting~

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/21/2019 8:32:00 PM

A riot; hilarious. When I first looked at the pic, I was wondering whether he was doing a jig, or taking a pee! Wheee! :) gw

Constance La France
Date: 5/22/2019 4:33:00 PM

Gershon, oh thanks happy I got the funny as I don't do funny often, yeah he sure looks like a happy guy !

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/20/2019 1:12:00 AM

Hello Dear Heart ... that excuse could see Fred put in the dementia ward - unless he owns up to his philandering - thanks Dear Heart - Lindsay

Constance La France
Date: 5/20/2019 9:11:00 AM

Lindsy, thanks for the visit, yes poor Fred is heading for a locked unit for sure ~

Panagiota Romios

Date: 5/19/2019 1:33:00 PM

It's hilarious..I love it Panagiota

Constance La France
Date: 5/19/2019 3:40:00 PM

Thanks Panagiota, I am usually not a funny writer, my style mostly dark and death, but this was fun to write ~

David Mchattie

Date: 5/19/2019 11:30:00 AM

That could be a touching moment or something really creepy. I'm going to go with first one. Have a great day my friend.

Constance La France
Date: 5/19/2019 3:42:00 PM

David, yes it is both when you think about it, touching thinking about the old guy still looking for his wife and creepy thinking about the poor old lady waking to find a stranger cuddled up in her bed ! Thanks for visiting !