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Nursing Home Fred

Once there was a nursing home man called Fred,
at night he was found in an old gals bed;
with a great big happy smile,
his pajamas in a pile;
when questioned- "THIS is my dead wife" he said !

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May 19, 2019


Added after contest judged, June 11, 2019-
Poetry/Limerick/Nursing Home Fred
Copyright Protected, ID 19-1145-321-02
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. 
(Syllable Count 10,10,7,7,10)


Written for the contest, Bawdy Limericks
sponsor, Tania Kitchin

First Place

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/14/2019 8:02:00 PM Great job, my friend. Congrats in the contest! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/16/2019 4:01:00 PM Andrea, thanks for the congrats and compliment ~

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 4:06:00 PM It' a wonder he didn't follow her with a heart attack lol Congrats. Tom Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 5:21:00 PM Tom, lol, thanks for the congrats ~

Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 3:50:00 PM I love it when your humour shines through Constance, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 5:20:00 PM Jan, thanks for the congrats, I am always amazed too, cause we know I don't do funny !

Rico Leffanta Date: 6/12/2019 2:37:00 PM Why are only males are necrophiliacs? Congratulations! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 5:19:00 PM Rico, thank for the congratulations, I worked in a Nursing Home and we had to watch the old ladies just as much as the old men like Fred, gosh the poor guy was just looking for his dead wife ~

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 6/12/2019 11:52:00 AM Congratulations on your First Placement Constance. I just can't write a Limerick. Very cute! : ) xxoo Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 5:17:00 PM Connie, thanks for the congratulations, I thought I couldn't either, who knew !

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/12/2019 7:33:00 AM Hi Dear Heart: You have gift for sensual satire! Congratulations! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 7:53:00 AM Ralph, I always say I cannot write funny but maybe I can !! Thanks for the congratulations ~

Janice Canerdy Date: 6/11/2019 10:10:00 PM CONGRATS, Dear Heart! Janice Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 7:52:00 AM Janice, thanks for the congrats !

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/11/2019 9:17:00 PM Funny one! Congrats on first place, Constance! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 7:51:00 AM Kim, thanks for the congrats !!!

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/11/2019 6:55:00 PM Constance, congratulations on your first place win with your cute and funny limerick! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 6/12/2019 7:51:00 AM Tania, thanks so much for that fun contest and my awesome placement ~

Jack Horne Date: 5/27/2019 2:52:00 PM ha ha, hilarious!!! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 5/28/2019 11:12:00 AM Jack, thanks for visiting~

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/21/2019 8:32:00 PM A riot; hilarious. When I first looked at the pic, I was wondering whether he was doing a jig, or taking a pee! Wheee! :) gw Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 5/22/2019 4:33:00 PM Gershon, oh thanks happy I got the funny as I don't do funny often, yeah he sure looks like a happy guy !

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/20/2019 1:12:00 AM Hello Dear Heart ... that excuse could see Fred put in the dementia ward - unless he owns up to his philandering - thanks Dear Heart - Lindsay Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 5/20/2019 9:11:00 AM Lindsy, thanks for the visit, yes poor Fred is heading for a locked unit for sure ~

Panagiota Romios Date: 5/19/2019 1:33:00 PM It's hilarious..I love it Panagiota Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 5/19/2019 3:40:00 PM Thanks Panagiota, I am usually not a funny writer, my style mostly dark and death, but this was fun to write ~

David Mchattie Date: 5/19/2019 11:30:00 AM That could be a touching moment or something really creepy. I'm going to go with first one. Have a great day my friend. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 5/19/2019 3:42:00 PM David, yes it is both when you think about it, touching thinking about the old guy still looking for his wife and creepy thinking about the poor old lady waking to find a stranger cuddled up in her bed ! Thanks for visiting !