Not Like That Surely

I watch women leave with assorted bodies, bulky purses, proudly displaying their newly-done up rainbow hair, blue streak hair, purple yarn hair, six braid in a bush hair, beaded, feathered and flowered hair. 
  
        Everything goes here, and it makes me comfortable. Then I see a silly looking up-do with straggly ends floating across a face. My four-year-old grandson could have done this one in his sleep.   I am incredulous as I watch the recipient leave happy.
  
	A little guy is almost out of his chair, screaming and wailing “Let me out of here! You are hurting me! No! NO! I don’t like this! You are HURTING ME!” His screams are frightening now, I look up, ready to fight somebody.  The hairdresser is having a tough time working around a grandma and a mama who are holding him in the chair by pinning arms and legs that are struggling as he screams.

	When I got to my chair I noticed my stylist is cute, young, she will probably have some punky ideas. I like that!  She washes me up, not finding a tick, which I think is a great start. As we talk she discovers I teach school. Her eyes bug out. “They let you teach with that color hair!” she spits out.

	“I would like to see them try and stop me,” I fire back.  I look in the mirror at my new Peter Pan haircut. I look like a boy, but at least most of the burgundy is still there.  So much for generalizing how punky young can be.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Faulkner Avatar
August 1, 2018 at 12:42 PM
OK, 'not finding a tick which is a great start' line, almost made my choke with laughter! Hey, you're as punky as you feel!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 1, 2018 at 7:35 PM
That would be pretty stupiciously punky then.
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