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Not a Playboy Bunny

There is this bunny, you see Who lives right next door to me I haven't figured out her/his pronoun yet But I can tell that he/she would make a grand pet What I find cute about the bunny is this It hasn't yet learned how to kiss This morning it sidles up to a cat And puckers up its lips oh-so-fat But it closes its eyes, then Surprise! The cat slips away, it falls and --- Now, why would you think I'd write 'dies' What kind of 'grand pet' is a dead bunny Especially one you can't kiss And can't tell if it's Mr. or Ms... Well, sure hope I've made your day sunny Even if there's no playboy in the bunny

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 3/17/2020 3:46:00 PM
No playboy but a playfulness in this bunny certainly! Happy St Patty's Day!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/17/2020 7:03:00 PM
All the stores here are out of green TP. Can you believe it? ON ST. PATTY's DAY?! Smiles, Gershon
Date: 3/15/2020 1:37:00 AM
I thought you were going to say "it falls and flies". LOL, good one Gershon!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/15/2020 7:49:00 PM
No winged cats in my arsenal --- yet... Thanks, John! :) gw
Date: 3/14/2020 11:47:00 PM
Not so sunny here but really funny Gershon...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/15/2020 7:48:00 PM
OK... Got the sun back yet?! :) :) gw
Date: 3/14/2020 4:10:00 PM
Delightful Gershon. Great last line. Ron
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Date: 3/14/2020 10:52:00 PM
Heh, heh! Thanks for the appreciation, Ron! :) gw
Date: 3/14/2020 2:47:00 PM
I had a pet bunny as a young teenager (it was a boy bunny) and this brought back happy memories - although he didn't give kisses either! Guess your bunny's nose was runny??
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/14/2020 10:51:00 PM
Somehow, don't ask me how, I knew that you had a bunny somewhere along the line!... As for the bunny's nose, it's wet and cold; don't know about runny. ~ Giggles, Gershon
Date: 3/13/2020 4:43:00 PM
Ask the cat what sex the bunny is. Depending what persuasion the bunny prefers, you'll have your answer to one of the dilemmas. Cries is what I was thinking...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/14/2020 10:41:00 PM
Gosh, never thought of asking the bunny about the cat's sex. You are just so sensible, Charlie! Thanks, Gershon
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