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Nose Hair Remover

This thing cuts the hair that’s inside my nose
On a triple-A battery it goes
Just one thing I ask of thee:
You must use it carefully
I took it a bit too far, and it shows!



For Carolyn Devonshire's contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Arno Avatar
December 15, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Lol....very funny...Ouch!
M Avatar
December 14, 2011 at 10:24 PM
This is so cool! I wish you luck in the contest and thanks for helping me with my limerick!
Stella Avatar
November 12, 2011 at 6:19 AM
LOL this was to funny in imagery sry missed this one b/t music writing own book and sickness I dont get on much more thanks for sharing and for your kind comments on my poem/song hard headed women keep up the great work
Roberts Avatar
November 7, 2011 at 12:02 AM
funny entry, good luck in the contest Robert
Buchel Avatar
November 6, 2011 at 4:45 PM
oh, made me laugh!
Williams Avatar
November 6, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Robert ha ha love it goood luck..David
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