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Nonpartisan Sham Bull

***** NONPARTISAN SHAM (BULL SH*T)... SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN updated ***** Innocuous, yet unhealthy threat looms across (air/radio) telecommunications devices where smart electronic devices enthrall and decree they co-opt role bing boss linkedin with plenti networks that criss cross even primitive computers utilizing DOS by George, which archaic code once powered Mill on the Floss, now long since covering over arid (extra dry) landscape loess with flora I lichen and recognize as moss. Surgeon general Admiral Vivek Murthy helped found several health- related advocacy groups and later tackled the opioid epidemic and e-cigarettes as surgeon general during Obama administration. As the Vice Admiral of US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, he commanded a uniformed service of 6,600 public health officers globally. As twenty first Surgeon General of United States strongly advises against, yet he does not boast threat looms large coast to coast watching more than five minutes at most equivalent machination, the following I post even at expense of suffering soul subjected fires of hell; eternally I will roast re: guarding haunting experience analogous visit by fashionably late ghost recall exhausting 2020 presidential election coverage able, eager, and ready to prey upon host whereby curious George experiences feeling noggin fried like toast. A carefully worded (fake) communiqué purportedly the brainchild of one freak Matthew Scott Harris, whose jargon puzzling as deciphering Greek long story short while in utero, he experienced cerebral leak, said cheesy mousy man no longer meek quite evident courtesy literary pique his haughty style aiming to characterize generic guy as self anointed Sheikh sought after acceptance tepid and week. Nevertheless he speaks/writes truth to power aforementioned serious risk steeped within social media platform sensory overload I ascribe, whereby subliminal messages voter's blitzkrieg does bribe, albeit unconsciously, hence me subsequent rhyme equals forewarning in (humane) league with mild diatribe which receptive yours truly can transcribe. All joking aside oversaturation soaking up analogous to heady delight groom imbibes wedding his bride presidential election aye chide against viewing in excess (five minutes at most) affixed to live streaming broadcast can find thee steadfast staring getting bug eyed thus hoop fully let moderation serve as guide cuz the eventual outcome re: guarding president elect political experts cannot hide though be wary lest premature ejaculation trumpets sore loser candidate, that bombastic egotistical ignoramus lied cuz prejudice nsync with pompous pride for four years to many the webbed wide world let him slide, now as one common Joe, a hardened criminal he best bee tried.

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