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No Tresspassing

There is one thing I have noticed recently. Some of you do not know the meaning of “private property”. If you attempt to encroach upon my land, I will just have to act and take a stand. My team of pit bulls has been trained to attack. They will maul you whether you are white or black. Each one of them has a voracious appetite. They are always hungry, and are not afraid to bite. I am a very good marksman. That is what many people say. I can shoot a flea off a dog from a thousand yards away. You are never safe no matter what your position. My gun is ready and I have plenty of ammunition. However, if my dogs don’t get you and my aim is bad, you will be in for a time that will really be sad. The police will be here any time of night or day. They will arrest you and haul your *** away. You had better pull some lucky cards in your game of rummy. The last thing I have to say is, “GOOD LUCK DUMMY”.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/10/2011 2:36:00 PM
Heed the warning, heed Robert's words, only idiots will enter or the stupidly absurd. Oops I'm tresspassing, apologies. A totally different theme for a poem....:)
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Date: 1/10/2011 11:36:00 AM
Yikes you have all your bases covered in this one Robert.. Really enjoyed this :) WN
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Date: 1/10/2011 9:06:00 AM
I'm glad I'm not your postman :) - I enjoyed reading your poem
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