No Siree Bob

You say you're five foot six, I think your yard sticks fixed. You say you're five foot six and your charm is not worn out! You're singin' okey dokey and I'm singin holy smokie. No sir, I won't go OUT! You put your toupee on. I take your toupee off. You put your toupee on. and you're dancin' all about. You're singin' okey dokey and I'm singin' holy smokie, no sir, I won't go OUT! You put your false teeth in. You take your false teeth out. You put your false teeth in and my face begins to pout. You're singin' okey dokey and I'm singin' holy smokie, no sir, I won't go OUT! *Please SING to the Hokie Pokey [Feel free to add verse or do a man's take :P]