Mark Koplin Poet Limerick

No Milk This Year

Merry Christmas to one and all
Santa slipped and had a big fall
He said with a grin
I spilled all my gin
Now on to the grain alcohol

January 1, 2021
Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsor:  Tania Kitchin

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Jenna Logan January 9, 2021 at 4:39 AM Santa was in his cups...Baddd Santa. Congratulations on your winning limerick, Mark. Mark Koplin January 9, 2021 at 6:08 AM Thanks Jenna! I heard he was just trying to cut back on schnapps.

Andrea Dietrich January 8, 2021 at 5:54 PM ha! good one, Mark. Congratulations Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:22 PM Thanks Andrea!

Newton Ranaweera January 8, 2021 at 3:49 PM Congratulations, Mark, on your top win for this creative smile!! Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:22 PM Thanks Newton!

Jan Allison January 8, 2021 at 2:53 PM Dropping back with many congrats Mark:-) hugs jan xx Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:21 PM Thanks Jan! I appreciate that!

Sara Kendrick January 8, 2021 at 1:48 PM Your work is a winner way to go..Congrats. Sara Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:21 PM Thanks Sara!

Howard Kerr January 8, 2021 at 11:47 AM Hi Mark, Thanks for your kind soupmail visit re my entry. Congratulations to you as well. Howard Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:21 PM Thank you Howard!

Jo Chamberlain January 8, 2021 at 11:25 AM Such a waste of a lovely drink. I like a Blue Sapphire Gin. Congratulations on your winning placement. Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 7:20 PM LOL... Thanks!

Paula Goldsmith January 8, 2021 at 10:49 AM Congratulations on your win. "Soooo Cute" Santa went from good to naughty and from milk to gin????? Oh No!!!! Don't tell tell kids. Enjoy your win and day with blessings......... Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 11:07 AM Thanks Paula, have a great day my friend!

Sam Kauffman January 8, 2021 at 9:46 AM This made me grin Mark! Seems like Santa need some better treads! Congrats my friend. New Year's blessings to you! And to old saint nick now that he has sobered up! Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 11:06 AM Thanks Sam!

Beryl Edmonds January 8, 2021 at 9:29 AM Hi Mark, back with a grin and my congratulations on the win with your gin filled Limerick... Belle Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 9:44 AM Thanks Belle! Have a wonderful day!

Mystic Rose Rose January 8, 2021 at 8:13 AM tsk tsk, what was he doing with gin in the first place, :) congrats on your witty limerick, have a blessed day dear Mark, all the best. Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 8:36 AM Thank you very much!

Joseph May January 8, 2021 at 7:27 AM Lol, Congrats on your win.. Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 8:36 AM Thanks Joseph

Tania Kitchin January 8, 2021 at 3:58 AM Mark, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick! Mark Koplin January 8, 2021 at 5:11 AM Thanks Tania! I appreciate your generous placement!

Linda Alice Fowler January 3, 2021 at 6:41 AM Is Santa now on his own Naughty List? LOL Good one Mark. All best and blessings for the new year! Linda Mark Koplin January 3, 2021 at 6:49 AM I think he might be, hmmm, that's a good idea for a rhyme. Happy New Year Linda!

Kim Rodrigues January 2, 2021 at 6:41 AM Perhaps somebody left some nog in his eggnog. Life can be a bit slippery. Mark Koplin January 2, 2021 at 10:10 AM Good point! They could even leave him brownies from Colorado.

Beryl Edmonds January 1, 2021 at 6:31 PM Ha that’s a good one Mark, what a waste of the gin, I’m surprised Santa had a grin. All the best Belle :-)

Jan Allison January 1, 2021 at 3:56 PM I am surprised santa's not been banned from the skies for drink driving lol:-) fab limerick Mark:-) hugs jan xx Mark Koplin January 2, 2021 at 10:08 AM He has a work permit, lol Thanks Jan!