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No Milk This Year

Merry Christmas to one and all
Santa slipped and had a big fall
He said with a grin
I spilled all my gin
Now on to the grain alcohol

January 1, 2021
Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsor:  Tania Kitchin

Copyright © Mark Koplin | Year Posted 2021

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Jenna Logan Date: 1/9/2021 4:39:00 AM Santa was in his cups...Baddd Santa. Congratulations on your winning limerick, Mark. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/9/2021 6:08:00 AM Thanks Jenna! I heard he was just trying to cut back on schnapps.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/8/2021 5:54:00 PM ha! good one, Mark. Congratulations Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:22:00 PM Thanks Andrea!

Newton Ranaweera Date: 1/8/2021 3:49:00 PM Congratulations, Mark, on your top win for this creative smile!! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:22:00 PM Thanks Newton!

Jan Allison Date: 1/8/2021 2:53:00 PM Dropping back with many congrats Mark:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM Thanks Jan! I appreciate that!

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/8/2021 1:48:00 PM Your work is a winner way to go..Congrats. Sara Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM Thanks Sara!

Howard Kerr Date: 1/8/2021 11:47:00 AM Hi Mark, Thanks for your kind soupmail visit re my entry. Congratulations to you as well. Howard Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM Thank you Howard!

Jo Chamberlain Date: 1/8/2021 11:25:00 AM Such a waste of a lovely drink. I like a Blue Sapphire Gin. Congratulations on your winning placement. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 7:20:00 PM LOL... Thanks!

Paula Goldsmith Date: 1/8/2021 10:49:00 AM Congratulations on your win. "Soooo Cute" Santa went from good to naughty and from milk to gin????? Oh No!!!! Don't tell tell kids. Enjoy your win and day with blessings......... Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 11:07:00 AM Thanks Paula, have a great day my friend!

Sam Kauffman Date: 1/8/2021 9:46:00 AM This made me grin Mark! Seems like Santa need some better treads! Congrats my friend. New Year's blessings to you! And to old saint nick now that he has sobered up! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 11:06:00 AM Thanks Sam!

Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/8/2021 9:29:00 AM Hi Mark, back with a grin and my congratulations on the win with your gin filled Limerick... Belle Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 9:44:00 AM Thanks Belle! Have a wonderful day!

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 1/8/2021 8:13:00 AM tsk tsk, what was he doing with gin in the first place, :) congrats on your witty limerick, have a blessed day dear Mark, all the best. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 8:36:00 AM Thank you very much!

Joseph May Date: 1/8/2021 7:27:00 AM Lol, Congrats on your win.. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 8:36:00 AM Thanks Joseph

Tania Kitchin Date: 1/8/2021 3:58:00 AM Mark, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/8/2021 5:11:00 AM Thanks Tania! I appreciate your generous placement!

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/3/2021 6:41:00 AM Is Santa now on his own Naughty List? LOL Good one Mark. All best and blessings for the new year! Linda Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/3/2021 6:49:00 AM I think he might be, hmmm, that's a good idea for a rhyme. Happy New Year Linda!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/2/2021 6:41:00 AM Perhaps somebody left some nog in his eggnog. Life can be a bit slippery. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/2/2021 10:10:00 AM Good point! They could even leave him brownies from Colorado.

Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/1/2021 6:31:00 PM Ha that’s a good one Mark, what a waste of the gin, I’m surprised Santa had a grin. All the best Belle :-) Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/1/2021 3:56:00 PM I am surprised santa's not been banned from the skies for drink driving lol:-) fab limerick Mark:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 1/2/2021 10:08:00 AM He has a work permit, lol Thanks Jan!