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No Milk This Year

Merry Christmas to one and all Santa slipped and had a big fall He said with a grin I spilled all my gin Now on to the grain alcohol January 1, 2021 Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 1/9/2021 4:39:00 AM
Santa was in his cups...Baddd Santa. Congratulations on your winning limerick, Mark.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/9/2021 6:08:00 AM
Thanks Jenna! I heard he was just trying to cut back on schnapps.
Date: 1/8/2021 5:54:00 PM
ha! good one, Mark. Congratulations
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:22:00 PM
Thanks Andrea!
Date: 1/8/2021 3:49:00 PM
Congratulations, Mark, on your top win for this creative smile!!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:22:00 PM
Thanks Newton!
Date: 1/8/2021 2:53:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats Mark:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM
Thanks Jan! I appreciate that!
Date: 1/8/2021 1:48:00 PM
Your work is a winner way to go..Congrats. Sara
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM
Thanks Sara!
Date: 1/8/2021 11:47:00 AM
Hi Mark, Thanks for your kind soupmail visit re my entry. Congratulations to you as well. Howard
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:21:00 PM
Thank you Howard!
Date: 1/8/2021 11:25:00 AM
Such a waste of a lovely drink. I like a Blue Sapphire Gin. Congratulations on your winning placement.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 7:20:00 PM
LOL... Thanks!
Date: 1/8/2021 10:49:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. "Soooo Cute" Santa went from good to naughty and from milk to gin????? Oh No!!!! Don't tell tell kids. Enjoy your win and day with blessings.........
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 11:07:00 AM
Thanks Paula, have a great day my friend!
Date: 1/8/2021 9:46:00 AM
This made me grin Mark! Seems like Santa need some better treads! Congrats my friend. New Year's blessings to you! And to old saint nick now that he has sobered up!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 11:06:00 AM
Thanks Sam!
Date: 1/8/2021 9:29:00 AM
Hi Mark, back with a grin and my congratulations on the win with your gin filled Limerick... Belle
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 9:44:00 AM
Thanks Belle! Have a wonderful day!
Date: 1/8/2021 8:13:00 AM
tsk tsk, what was he doing with gin in the first place, :) congrats on your witty limerick, have a blessed day dear Mark, all the best.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 8:36:00 AM
Thank you very much!
Date: 1/8/2021 7:27:00 AM
Lol, Congrats on your win..
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 8:36:00 AM
Thanks Joseph
Date: 1/8/2021 3:58:00 AM
Mark, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/8/2021 5:11:00 AM
Thanks Tania! I appreciate your generous placement!
Date: 1/3/2021 6:41:00 AM
Is Santa now on his own Naughty List? LOL Good one Mark. All best and blessings for the new year! Linda
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/3/2021 6:49:00 AM
I think he might be, hmmm, that's a good idea for a rhyme. Happy New Year Linda!
Date: 1/2/2021 6:41:00 AM
Perhaps somebody left some nog in his eggnog. Life can be a bit slippery.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/2/2021 10:10:00 AM
Good point! They could even leave him brownies from Colorado.
Date: 1/1/2021 6:31:00 PM
Ha that’s a good one Mark, what a waste of the gin, I’m surprised Santa had a grin. All the best Belle :-)
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Date: 1/1/2021 3:56:00 PM
I am surprised santa's not been banned from the skies for drink driving lol:-) fab limerick Mark:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/2/2021 10:08:00 AM
He has a work permit, lol Thanks Jan!

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