No Malice Mcgee

Coming home from church one day McGee was spotted on his way The neighbor asked him, when he spied That poor McGee had two black eyes McGee then paused, and made a sigh Then pointed to his left black eye "Well, There's a woman at my church Who needed help with her wrinkled skirt It was caught up in her crack you see Uncomfortable it looked to me So I reached and pulled the fabric out That's when she turned and gave a shout And before I could ask her why She put her fist right in me eye" The neighbor said, "but you have two what other kindness did you do" McGee replied, the neighbor grinned "I thought she'd like it tucked back in"