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No Frills For Santa

As Santa was wearing a mask,
he spilled all the wine from his flask -
he muttered and swore,
'This Covid's a bore...
I've ruined the lace on my basque.'

written 6th December for Carolyn's Santa's Covid contest

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2020

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Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/21/2020 11:32:00 AM - Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Jack :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 12/21/2020 6:11:00 AM Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/20/2020 4:18:00 PM Love it, Jack. Congrats! Login to Reply

Jo Chamberlain Date: 12/20/2020 6:50:00 AM These masks are becoming a pain! Congratulations on your winning placement. Merry Christmas. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/19/2020 2:11:00 PM Oh my, Santa in a "lacy" basque. Makes me wonder what he may be hiding, Jack. Congrats on your win and have a very merry Christmas! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 12/7/2020 8:42:00 AM Hi Jack, Santa always has so much on his plate he doesn't know if he is coming or going and on top of all this. he spilled his flask and, he's ruined the lace on his basque! so a swear or two is allowed, n'est-ce-pas? very clever and fun poem Jack. Blessings, and hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 12/7/2020 6:02:00 AM Lol, Nicely done.. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/6/2020 2:08:00 PM Good one. Enjoyed reading this one today. I don't think I have ever heard the basque before so I had to look it up. I have heard bask(to lie in the sun). Thanks for all the visits ...Sara Login to Reply