No Fred Astaire

Dangling on a string in his underwear Looking ridiculous and without flair Tempting fate on a simple silly dare Without a hint of worry or a care Blissfully too ignorant to beware Lest he falls flat on his fat derriere Can he be so dumb blindly unaware So quickly thrills can mutate to a scare Giggles quick to vanish into thin air An evening of fun can turn to nightmare I swear he hasn't got in hell a prayer Someday somehow somewhere I do declare I’ll throw up my arms in total despair He's a lost cause of blatant laissez-faire Can you believe our friend's a millionaire Don't you agree that life is so unfair AP: Honorable Mention 2021 Posted on January 10, 2019