Nine

Nine, nine, At my door But these nine Are pretty girls, Yes, looking fine... I scrambled up To open the door, Slipped on last night's pizza... Still on the floor.... Knocked out, Awoke late... No one outside... Just my fate... Maybe one of those nine Would've turned out to be mine... My head was hurtin'.... My heart was broken.... All I had left... As a token... Pizza sauce on my shoe.... Now I know what I'll do... Get remote camera for the door..... One button auto open.... And even more.... If I don't like What I see, Another button, Pushed by me... Would open gun ports, Machine guns out... A recorded warning, In a shout.... "Ach-Tung!!! Verbotten!!! Go Away!!!!! Or I'll shoot And you'll pay!"