Night Workers

Well it doesn't really matter, if you have riches or you’re poor,
When you get that bellyache, you know you’ll be heading for,
That little house way down the back, where the comforts made for you,
So you can sit and read the paper, when there’s a job to do.

It doesn't really matter, if you eat ‘cray’ or caviar,
Or if you’ve downed a pie with chips; they travel just as far.
After your belly has been filled, then you must get rid of it,
And that's when the likes of me and 'Rusty', do our little bit.

You see we are night workers on a truck that pulls a tray,
The job we’re being paid to do, is to take your waste away.
So while you're sleeping soundly, to your 'little house' we go,
Come every week on Friday, to prevent an overflow.

Most roads in our little town are channelled, tarred and curbed,
So the drive is smooth and even and no spillage's occurred.
There was one road though unsealed, it is pot holed, windy, rough,
With two houses at the dead end, where two pans were quite enough.

One rainy morning we decided on, the easy first that day,
That left us two spots yet to fill, that would complete our tray,
And the rain had stopped so ‘Rusty’, before finishing our load,
Hung his coat outside the cabin, prior to the unsealed road.

Leaning here and lurching there, 'Rusty', turned ‘round and looked behind,
Letting out a gasp of horror, so I asked, “What’s on your mind?”
“My coat” he said “It’s in a can, pull up the truck, quick stop it!”
Rusty didn’t care about his coat, but his lunch is in the pocket.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Fairbrother Avatar
November 8, 2015 at 4:00 AM
Another Gem Lindsay, I laughed so much my belly ached and now I must surely take the trip, down to the outhouse under the willow, where i will ease the pain I feel, thanks for nothing Mate lol Truely a master of verse,cheers Kev
Laurie Avatar
November 13, 2015 at 7:07 PM
Thanks again Kevin... oh golly yes; as a kid, all the farmers I knew buried their waste where they intended to grow veggies in the future. They didn't have the luxury of a night art - catch you soon - Lindsay
Fairbrother Avatar
November 8, 2015 at 4:06 AM
PS Lindsay, when I was growing up the chinamen had the job of the night cart and lots of times they wouldnt take it to the sewage dump but place it in their large and florishing vegy garden and boy were those cauliflowers and cabbages big and healthy and yummy.
Horsman Avatar
November 1, 2015 at 4:32 AM
Oh this brilliant, Lindsay,,not only an excellent poem, but true life the way it is....My father worked a sewerage farm for years, but at least it came to him. you having to go and collect.... again made my day!
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 9:09 PM
Hello Harry... thanks for your comment Harry. Yes, this is a nostalgic poem from a job gone by the wayside with just a twist of humour to show it wasn't all beer and skittles. I'm pleased you enjoyed it Harry - Lindsay
Callus Avatar
October 29, 2015 at 10:28 AM
You entertain with gusto, Lindsay! As always, a fitting twist for the perfect ending. I remember those workers doing the rounds, not at night, but in broad daylight! // paul
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 9:05 PM
Thank you once again for a positive comment Paul. I guess it was a job that had to be done at some stage and maybe th thinking here was out of sight out of min - Lindsay
Beaufort Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 8:35 PM
Well we hate to lose a lunch that way. We hope it could be salvaged. The little things that have to happen to take care of us. These are very important jobs!
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:53 PM
Extremely important jobs in their day Duke. If it was my lunch, then someone else could eat it. Thanks for your comment Duke - Lindsay
Curtis Avatar
October 24, 2015 at 8:27 AM
Aces Mate !
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:50 PM
Thanks Jerry... progress has probably made this poem obsolete for anyone under fifty to understand - Lindsay
Nunez Avatar
October 21, 2015 at 10:17 AM
lol!
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:43 PM
Hi there Kim... true stories from the past like this must be documented - thanks Kim - Lindsay
Wigley Avatar
October 21, 2015 at 1:38 AM
Well, I was expecting spiders, but as usual you lead a merry dance, Lindsay. Love your work- giving humour to the mundane, and a terrific sense of place. Who needs Google street view? Regards, Viv
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:37 PM
G'day Viv... spiders and snakes do get their share of fame in poems about the dunny. Of course not often a coat is the centre of attraction, but how we loved to lob a cracker under the back door when someone was sitting down - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
October 20, 2015 at 3:33 PM
hahaha I was thinking something really terrible would happen to the guy, and he just wants to get lunch out of his pocket!!
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:26 PM
By God Andrea... I would rather starve to death than eat lunch out of that coat pocket. In fact I'd rather freeze to death than put that coat on again - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
Woods    Avatar
October 20, 2015 at 3:42 AM
As always Lindsay, you have delivered another wonderfully entertaining tale. I remember my mother talking about the night men and the job.
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2015 at 8:23 PM
Hello Mark... before septic tanks and sewerage Mark, the night cart workers kept towns happy when we all slept. I remember those times well - thanks Mark - Lindsay
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