New Year's Blessing in Disguise

Just for the new year’s
I’ll just grab my beers
Chug, chug, chug
From the hefty quirky jug

The New Year’s Resolution
I’ll run to the store
Half past four
The New Year’s Revolution

Just for the new year’s 
My friends will say cheers 
To a random loud mouthed foul tempered angry man
While juggling a frying pan

The New Year’s Resolution
Will I cheat on my true love?
Definitely true bout the question above.
Therefore, maybe I’ll just get rid of her pollution.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Agustin Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Congrats. Thanks for sharing this. Joyous New year to you and your family. God bless you.
La France Avatar
December 31, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Mark, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, Happy New Year, Constance
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