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Nellie Bramble

Ol' Nellie Bramble; she loved to drink She never washed and boy she did stink In every bar in town, she'd cause a scene And her rich language was quite obscene. She spent many a night in a police cell And all night long she'd scream and yell She'd cuss and sing throughout the night Then challenge all the duty cops to fight. Every day when the jail clock struck noon The police let her go saying "see you soon" She'd then head for a bar and order whiskey Try it on with the barmen and get frisky. One dark wet night Nellie ran out of luck When crossing the road didn't see a truck The driver braked hard but he was too late and poor old Nellie met with a terrible fate. She was cremated, and ashes put in an urn The bars proudly displayed it, each took a turn And at the end of the night they'd raise a glass To toast ol' Nellie that 'sweet' smelling lass.
Written 9th June 2022.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Dietrich Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Here is one I missed. It is so cutr
Cunningham Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Thank you very much Andrea, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom
Romios Avatar
October 3, 2022 at 7:42 AM
Good one, my friend. I think I met her in my life!): Pangie xx
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2022 at 11:56 AM
Thank you Pangie, just a bit of humour. Tom
Fenn Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 8:47 PM
Another funny story from our storyteller poet! Thank you for that.
Cunningham Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 11:52 PM
Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Have a great week ahead. Tom
Baker Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 6:04 AM
Real enjoyed your "sweet Nellie" tale, Tom. Perfect rhyming and rhythm. Have a great day! Bill
Cunningham Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 6:09 AM
Thank you Bill, a bit of humour is always welcome. Enjoy your weekend too. Tom
Wolf Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 6:40 PM
I thought they were going to toast Nellie and her 'sweet-smelling asssssse! Hilarious, Tom!
Cunningham Avatar
June 13, 2022 at 12:41 AM
Thank you Gershon, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Have a great week. Tom
Edmonds  Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 1:32 AM
Wonderful Tom, what a character you’ve created, so delightfully entertaining. Nellie may not have smelt sweet, but thank goodness for those Bobby's on the beat…Belle
Cunningham Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 2:02 AM
Lol thank you Belle, a fictional write of course. Hope your weekend is going well. Tom
Trifiatis Avatar
June 11, 2022 at 5:16 AM
Witty and entertaining, my good friend, Tom. I really loved it. Blessings!
Cunningham Avatar
June 11, 2022 at 5:36 AM
Thank you very much Demetrios, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Tom
Leffanta Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 11:05 AM
What the L? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha!
Cunningham Avatar
June 11, 2022 at 5:37 AM
Thank you Rico, the moral of the story, don't drink and walk lol. Tom
M  Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 7:32 AM
Hey Tom….what a clever funny poem about your ex girlfriend! Ha…..Enjoyed! Debx
Cunningham Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 8:02 AM
Thank you Deb, I'd send her a copy but she's in an urn lol. Tom
George Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 7:17 AM
I can imagine how Nellie is like with her unruly and bohemian life and smelly body. In a way she met with an end, she deserved ! You have made the character so alive, Tom
Cunningham Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 8:01 AM
Thank you Valsa glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Buhagiar Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 1:15 AM
There are many people like that. One can only pity them. I'll drink a toast to Nellie. Lovely story.
Cunningham Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 2:48 AM
Thank you Victor, sadly many turn to drink for whatever reason. Tom
Horsman Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 12:27 AM
I've met a few of those, Tom, couldn't write poetry like you though..Love this.
Cunningham Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 2:49 AM
Thank you Harry, for some it's a downward spiral, I'll check out the image, I can see it on ipad but not my phone. Tom
Horsman Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 12:28 AM
No image on my page Tom.
Hankins Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 2:13 PM
Tom, you are soooo gifted with the ability to tell stories like this. I wish I could. But, since I can't I like yours all the more. I nominate this for P.O.T.D. A FAVE for me!
Cunningham Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 3:42 PM
Thank you very much Milton I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Thanks too for the fave. I do love humour and love to share it. Tom
Pandit Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 1:55 PM
Her portrait comes through as I read your poem. You gave her form and feelings, Tom. Some personalities just stand out (good or bad)--she was among them. Brilliantly crafted.
Cunningham Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 3:39 PM
Thank you very much Vijay, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Tor Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 1:55 PM
Tom your clever wit made my day. Your michievous mind is at it again, but in a wonderful funny way. POOR Nellie. Your concept of some of the humans that inhabit this earth are spot on my friend. I am sure there are a few Nellies out there and you have brought one to life in this clever witty piece. Loved it Tom and shared with my wife Judy. You had us both laughing. Keep up the good work. Blessings your way.
Cunningham Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 3:41 PM
Thank you very much Michael, glad you and Judy enjoyed the humour. I can assure you my Nellie was a fictional write lol Tom
Tor Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 2:01 PM
PS my dad remarried after my mom passed. His new wife was a bit of a challenge for most who got to know her. We as the sons tried to tolerate and keep the peace and sometimes is was very difficult to say the least. Tom guess what her name was. YOU GUESSED IT, IT WAS NELLIE. I know this might sound harsh, or even funny, but Im being totally honest.
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June 9, 2022 at 1:34 PM
This one reminds me of them old folk songs that they sang around tenement buildings in the cities in days of old, (Take me up to Monto) springs to mind, I’ve gotta say Tom, it’s quite excellently crafted, and very lyrical, cheers David
Kavanagh  Avatar
June 10, 2022 at 2:32 AM
They where a class band indeed Tom, I remember as a kid listening and singing to Weile Waila, without having a clue what it meant
Cunningham Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 3:38 PM
Lol the monto made even more famous by the Dubliners I've got that tune in my head. At one time it was the biggest red light district in Europe. Tom
Logan Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 12:34 PM
Oh boy, Tom. She smelled better dead than alive, and from her rather promiscuous nature and love of tippin the cup, I see why. What a fun read!
Cunningham Avatar
June 9, 2022 at 12:42 PM
Thank you Jenna, glad you enjoyed the humour. Not the sort that would be welcome in Soup Creek lol. Tom
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