Nearly Perfect

NEARLY PERFECT

I know I am not perfect now,
but I’m pretty bloody close.
if it wasn’t for my wrinkles
or my great long pointy nose.

My figure’s really hourglass
except for cellulite,
and in my hair, you’ll find no grey
if I have dyed it right.

My boobs they sit up perky too,
in my brand-new push up bra.
and my skin is always glowing with
my menopause not far.

My bum looks really great in jeans,
with elastic sided waist.
you’ll never see my tuckshop arms
my sleeves always encase.

My twenty, twenty, vision has
come down to number ten.
I need to put my glasses on
more often now than then.
.
My pearly whites live in a jar,
I take them out each night.
I know I am not perfect still,
but most things nearly right.

When I look into the mirror too
sometimes don’t recognise,
that woman staring back at me
with crow’s feet near her eyes.

I’d like to think I haven’t changed
but if I tell the truth,
old age has crept upon my bod
that once was flushed with youth.
                                                                             
Wolf whistles I still get sometimes
when mistaken for a girl,
but how it sets my heart alight
my lips with smile they'll curl.

Oh yes, I’m not so perfect now,
some changes do I see.
but can’t go back, so I’ll accept
just what is meant to be.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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September 14, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Absolutely love this gem Christine!A funny and light hearted poem about ageing! Debx
Watts Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Hi Deb Thanks for a look in and yes one can’t stop the time clock do have fun instead Cheers Chrisx
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August 13, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Hello, Christine - not for a min. I'd believe this is about YOU - can't fool me - Love this fun poem - loads of imagery - I like " can’t go back, so I’ll accept just what is meant to be" Good Luck & stay safe - Dew Drop Inn (not a poem) Perry C.
Watts Avatar
August 14, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Hi Perry, Thanks for your review, ha ha, all true (well a little bit lol) Poetry should be fun and i write humourous poems a lot Cheers Chris
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