Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Nature Calls -- for contest

  Gene went for a dip in the local pool
  His swimsuit was loose, he thought it was cool
     Had four beers, he felt mellow
     Soon Gene turned the pool yellow
  He’d turn it brown too ~ if he could refuel  



  ~ Entry in 'A Funny Summer Limerick' Contest ~
               Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
                   August 01 2024

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Terry Miller August 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM Ha Ha, congratulations Gershon Wolf August 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM I'm still 'drinking in' the accolades, Terry. lol. Thank you! ~ Gershon

Andrea Dietrich August 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM Haha. Oh my! Congrats on the win Gershon Wolf August 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM This one surprised even me, Andrea! Thanks, gw

Valsa George August 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM To say the least, he messed up the swimming pool. Thank God, he didn't 'refuel'. Quite hilarious! Congratulations, Gershon on your placement. Gershon Wolf August 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM Appreciate you noticing, Valsa. And I think I noticed your entry up there in the exclusive first-place club if I'm not mistaken. Huzzah! ~ Gershon

Paula Goldsmith August 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your Limerick write. I see, someone was Not taught pool manners. Post a sign "No Swimming Here."  Hahaha!!!! Have a fun day writing away.................... Gershon Wolf August 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM Yes. Miss Manners flushed this guy right down the hole in her water closet! ... Thanks, Paula

Tania Kitchin August 18, 2024 at 9:55 AM Gershon, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick. Gershon Wolf August 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM Thank you, Tania. Appreciate the opportunity you gave us, esp with a contest with 'a million rules!' ~ Gershon

R J. Elless August 18, 2024 at 9:47 AM Congrats on your winning placement. A bit high in E coli. Keep Rolling. Gershon Wolf August 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM Hey, thanks for noticing, R.J. Appreciated, gw

Karen Jones August 3, 2024 at 8:34 PM Oh my lol. You’re giving Jan a run for her money with the poo poem! Well done! I try but I suck at limericks. Gershon Wolf August 18, 2024 at 9:42 AM Well, Jan's the experienced one in this department. I'm just a rookie. Thanks, Karen.

Tom Cunningham August 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM Haha that's one pool I won't be swimming in. Tom Gershon Wolf August 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM I can't understand why not, Tom. The water's still mostly blue...