Nasty Pasty

So I sat downstairs I tried to eat a pasty She started screaming and shouting Really getting quite nasty Sat there for a minute, tried to let it go in Now all I wanted to do was put the pasty in the bin As she carried on giving the verbal abuse It seemed to me, the only option was a noose All of this started, it started for a reason All of it because I had commited high treason So I stand here today and look at my past Crystal clear to me now, it was not meant to last It appears I've been, really quite nasty From now on in I'll just sit and eat a pasty To all of the men, there are sirens out there Don't look in their eyes, don't let them flick their hair I've a bit of advice, it's entirely upto you Though it may just stop, your head turning to goo You could just think that I'm being rather nasty Trust me, don't think Just sit and eat your pasty