My Wife Is Mad

"Let me in!"

She's yanking at the door handle
On the passenger side as I perch in 

The driving seat in our rusty dusty
Electric vehicle car 

She's just emerged from the building 
In eighty-eighty per cent steaminess 

The door seems to be locked
She continues to heave and whisk

This portal into air conditioned 
Ecstasy doesn't seem to wanna budge

The fail to dislodge and the muscle strain
Causes a face of badassery and hassle to emerge 

A similar white coloured hooptie and
Same model parked in front of me 

I beep my horn and she realises she's 
Trying to get in the wrong car
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Buhagiar Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 1:19 AM
Quite a fun poem. Happened to me once.
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 2, 2021 at 4:08 PM
Hello Christopher Allen, this can happen to anyone. I know a few people that this has happened to. She is not the only one. Enjoy your evening my friend.
Sambourne Avatar
August 2, 2021 at 2:49 PM
Enjoyed the chuckle from your clever poem. Well done! Brian
Allen Avatar
August 5, 2021 at 8:25 PM
Cheers Brian, my friend
Dutta Avatar
August 2, 2021 at 10:52 AM
No. She is absolutely normal. I have done also same mistake. She lacks in sense of observation.
Allen Avatar
August 5, 2021 at 8:25 PM
Yes. I love her to bits. Love to you Anisha.
Hankins Avatar
July 25, 2021 at 7:31 PM
Hey, we've all done it, and it is so embarrassing. Good writing, Christopher.
Allen Avatar
August 5, 2021 at 8:26 PM
I now have realised how common it is! Cheers.
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