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My Sweetheart

She has jealous eyes that tend to look at each other, She’s the spitting image of her dear old mother. Her heals are all crusty and cracked, And she has more hair covering her chest and her back. With a body that looks like a half melted bar of lard, Soft in some places, and others it’s hard. She sat on mypoor dog Rover, and it took me two days to find, He now walks around with an all seeing dog for the event made him blind. She wears this hair piece a $1.50 e bay comb over, That looks like the hair between her cheeks left by poor Rover. There’s this fat she has that looks like semi digested jelly, It takes ten minutes to stop wobbling, and that’s under her chin not her belly. But this is the woman that I once carried, Over the threshold when we were married. A woman that can clear a five mile radius with a single fart, The woman I refer to as my sweetheart.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 7/4/2010 7:49:00 AM
I missed this one earlier....but made me laugh this morning.!! You are so funny!!! :)
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Date: 7/3/2010 4:45:00 PM
I like the essence of this list poem and the message it sends. Congratulation of your poem being featured! Great job! Joseph
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Date: 7/3/2010 1:36:00 PM
True love shows here. Congrats on being featured.
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Date: 7/1/2010 5:48:00 PM
omg..this is love at its finest..what a lovely poem..BG.. We should all be so lucky..
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Date: 6/30/2010 8:29:00 PM
Congratulations on having this brilliant piece being featured this week Sidney - rgds Wilma
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Date: 6/30/2010 3:12:00 AM
Sidney, this is brilliant, hilarious and at the same time really caring. Enjoyed reading it and certainly brightened my day. Best Regards Paul
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Date: 6/29/2010 11:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your terrific poetry being featured this week Sidney. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/28/2010 10:32:00 AM
Many congrats on your feature this week. Rgds Janette
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Date: 6/28/2010 10:14:00 AM
Hey, this is a wonderful piece; enjoy the honor of having your poem being featured this week. Please, keep your pen alive and keep up the great work!. You are great! Love, ~Adeleke.
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Date: 6/27/2010 10:52:00 AM
Congratulations Sidney on your win in Tirzah Conway's contest "Sweetheart". Love, Carol
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Date: 6/26/2010 7:57:00 AM
You are definitely funny, Sidney!! reading your poems make me laugh--thank you!! and congrats on your win with this--yay for you! --nikko :)
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Date: 6/25/2010 8:09:00 PM
OH, my gosh say it ain't so!!! (congrats to you with my sympathies!hahaha) LUv, Andrea
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Date: 6/25/2010 7:38:00 PM
A dubious honor to be immortalized by your poem but congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/25/2010 6:14:00 PM
Congrat's on your 8th place win in my contest-You had me rolling reading this!~Tirzah~
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Date: 6/20/2010 6:04:00 PM
lol cute write, enjoyed...P.D.
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Date: 6/20/2010 2:25:00 PM
LOL Made me smile and laugh at loud... Thank you.... Michael
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Date: 6/20/2010 2:05:00 PM
Haha I'm not sure what to say that. Must be true love, aha. Great write. Enjoyed.
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