My Senior Cone

Certain stores have discounts
Saving this or that percent 
If you're old or are perceived that way -
I think that's their intent.

In supermarkets in my 'hood
On Tuesdays, says the sign,
Seniors save a whopping 10% -
Just mention it in line.

They never ask for proof; I guess
They take you at your word,
Assuming claiming to be older
Would be quite absurd.

Yet still I was surprised today
(I read the notice twice)
To purchase at the ice cream shop
A cone at senior price.

A Wednesday special, but in truth,
Am I in this alone,
To question why a senior
Needs a discount on a cone?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Johnson Avatar
August 23, 2019 at 5:56 PM
Just take the discount ilene and tell them to add some sprinkles. :)
Green Avatar
August 21, 2019 at 3:27 PM
I'd rather have 10% off of my age. : ) This was fun Ilene, enjoy your ice cream.
Dietrich Avatar
August 21, 2019 at 3:11 PM
haha, so cute. I love it when they act shocked that I am a senior. but it is not happening so much these days. DANG it.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 21, 2019 at 2:43 PM
We must have something to look forward too...woo hoo a cone!
Allison Avatar
August 21, 2019 at 2:34 PM
Made me smile Ilene, got a few years yet before I'm entitled to a senior discount, only see it at the diy store over here so I am not rushing to get older :-) Hugs Jan xx
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