My Phaser Is Unphased
Captain Quark to Mr. Sprock;
Ground control to Major Tom,
Your phaser is unphased,
Now if that doesn't phase you,
I'd be quite amazed.
You can't stun with a dead gun,
You couldn't even phase,
a jar of Mayonaisse
Klingons you can't haze,
With a still-born phase,
The instruction manual says,
You'll likely be dead in 2 days.
And the Romulans, for sure,
Will be knocking on your door
So beam me up, Scotty toilet paper,
And get me a working rapier.
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