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My New Year's Resolution

My New Year's resolution For twenty twenty-four Is the same old resolution That I made ten times before I vowed to stop eating junk food Like candy and all kinds of chips So, that I could lose those handlebars That have grown around my hips I vowed to stop eating McDonalds... And Wendy's and Burger king And focused on eating better things Like- Buffalo Wild Wings I vowed to eat more fruits Like- oranges, grapes, and cherries So, I bought myself something good A pack of Starburst's, flavored- Wild Berries

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Beata Agustin

Date: 12/31/2023 11:52:00 PM

Congrats. Thanks for sharing this. Joyous New year to you and your family. God bless you.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/31/2023 1:13:00 PM

Back with Congratulations with your win. I enjoyed reading your fun/wonderful "My New Year's resolution" write again. Happy New Year... Write More In 24..........................

Marilene Evans

Date: 12/31/2023 10:28:00 AM

Congratulations, Charlie! Good one....lol Happy New Year!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/31/2023 9:15:00 AM

LOL Charlie, you are so funny!! Congratulations! :)

Constance La France

Date: 12/31/2023 6:27:00 AM

Charlie, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, your poem was fun and I liked it a lot, Happy New Year, Constance

Bill Baker

Date: 12/12/2023 5:58:00 PM

Those sound good to me, Charlie. Fun poem to read, my friend. Bill

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/10/2023 11:26:00 AM

I love your fun/wonderful "My New Year's resolution" write/love the last line. Good Luck... Looks like we both did this one. Have a blessed day...............

Charles Messina
Date: 12/11/2023 3:37:00 AM

Thank you for reading and leaving your wonderful comments, Paula. Will check yours out. Have a wonderful and blessed day....

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/10/2023 8:15:00 AM

We ride into the new year with the best of intentions but our weakness for nice things gets the better of us every time lol. Tom

Charles Messina
Date: 12/11/2023 3:40:00 AM

True- Maybe we should make a "Year's End Resolution" instead of a "New Year's" (lol). Thanks Tom...hope all is well. Charlie

Daniel Turner

Date: 12/10/2023 7:59:00 AM

I'm more of a skittles kinda guy:) Love this one Charlie!

Charles Messina
Date: 12/11/2023 3:41:00 AM

Now that's debatable (lol) Thanks Dan.

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 12/10/2023 5:52:00 AM

Lol :-D Thanks for the chuckles Charlie. I enjoyed reading this, this morning. Hugs, Anne :-)

Charles Messina
Date: 12/11/2023 3:42:00 AM

Happy to give you an early morning smile :) Thank you, Anne. Hugs and smiles :) Charlie

Paul Bell

Date: 12/10/2023 5:00:00 AM

Resolutions. They should come with a health warning.

Charles Messina
Date: 12/11/2023 3:43:00 AM

LOL- Yes, they should. Thanks for commenting, Paul. I appreciate your visit!

Hiya Sharma

Date: 12/10/2023 4:53:00 AM

Awwn, haha, I can really resonate with this poem, as Ink said! I think I've never made resolutions for new year, because I knew.. Well, their fate was going to be short lived lol.. Such a wonderful write this is, amazing! :)

Charles Messina
Date: 12/10/2023 5:00:00 AM

LOL...aren't they always- hehe! Thanks for stopping by Hiya...much appreciated! :)

Ink Empress

Date: 12/10/2023 4:47:00 AM

Haha same! I gave up making resolutions now lol this is spot on! I think many can resonate dear charles. Pleasure always reading you.

Charles Messina
Date: 12/10/2023 4:54:00 AM

I made so many resolutions that I couldn't keep, that my resolution should be to stop making resolutions (lol) Thanks for reading and commenting, Ink. :)