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My New Year's Resolution

My New Year's resolution 
For twenty twenty-four  
Is the same old resolution 
That I made ten times before
  
I vowed to stop eating junk food 
Like candy and all kinds of chips 
So, that I could lose those handlebars 
That have grown around my hips
 
I vowed to stop eating McDonalds...
And Wendy's and Burger king 
And focused on eating better things 
Like- Buffalo Wild Wings
 
I vowed to eat more fruits 
Like- oranges, grapes, and cherries 
So, I bought myself something good 
A pack of Starburst's, flavored- Wild Berries

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Beata Agustin Date: 12/31/2023 11:52:00 PM Congrats. Thanks for sharing this. Joyous New year to you and your family. God bless you. Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/31/2023 1:13:00 PM Back with Congratulations with your win. I enjoyed reading your fun/wonderful "My New Year's resolution" write again. Happy New Year... Write More In 24.......................... Login to Reply

Marilene Evans Date: 12/31/2023 10:28:00 AM Congratulations, Charlie! Good one....lol Happy New Year! Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 12/31/2023 9:15:00 AM LOL Charlie, you are so funny!! Congratulations! :) Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 12/31/2023 6:27:00 AM Charlie, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, your poem was fun and I liked it a lot, Happy New Year, Constance Login to Reply

Bill Baker Date: 12/12/2023 5:58:00 PM Those sound good to me, Charlie. Fun poem to read, my friend. Bill Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/10/2023 11:26:00 AM I love your fun/wonderful "My New Year's resolution" write/love the last line. Good Luck... Looks like we both did this one. Have a blessed day............... Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/11/2023 3:37:00 AM Thank you for reading and leaving your wonderful comments, Paula. Will check yours out. Have a wonderful and blessed day....

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/10/2023 8:15:00 AM We ride into the new year with the best of intentions but our weakness for nice things gets the better of us every time lol. Tom Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/11/2023 3:40:00 AM True- Maybe we should make a "Year's End Resolution" instead of a "New Year's" (lol). Thanks Tom...hope all is well. Charlie

Daniel Turner Date: 12/10/2023 7:59:00 AM I'm more of a skittles kinda guy:) Love this one Charlie! Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/11/2023 3:41:00 AM Now that's debatable (lol) Thanks Dan.

Anne E Sangster - K Date: 12/10/2023 5:52:00 AM Lol :-D Thanks for the chuckles Charlie. I enjoyed reading this, this morning. Hugs, Anne :-) Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/11/2023 3:42:00 AM Happy to give you an early morning smile :) Thank you, Anne. Hugs and smiles :) Charlie

Paul Bell Date: 12/10/2023 5:00:00 AM Resolutions. They should come with a health warning. Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/11/2023 3:43:00 AM LOL- Yes, they should. Thanks for commenting, Paul. I appreciate your visit!

Hiya Sharma Date: 12/10/2023 4:53:00 AM Awwn, haha, I can really resonate with this poem, as Ink said! I think I've never made resolutions for new year, because I knew.. Well, their fate was going to be short lived lol.. Such a wonderful write this is, amazing! :) Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/10/2023 5:00:00 AM LOL...aren't they always- hehe! Thanks for stopping by Hiya...much appreciated! :)

Ink Empress Date: 12/10/2023 4:47:00 AM Haha same! I gave up making resolutions now lol this is spot on! I think many can resonate dear charles. Pleasure always reading you. Login to Reply Charles Messina Date: 12/10/2023 4:54:00 AM I made so many resolutions that I couldn't keep, that my resolution should be to stop making resolutions (lol) Thanks for reading and commenting, Ink. :)