My Mother Said

My Mother Said . . . All girls should cover-up, and not show their face So I covered mine in makeup to hide my disgrace But; as I got older, all the boys, stood in queues Holding their hand's outs to marry me as in - lou So I married this nice guy and his name was Jack His mates said - "I bet she'll be great in the sack" As the wedding day progressed - we left the fray I hit the bathroom - to rid my makeup of the day But; as I exited the bedroom, oh what a bummer My husband cried - OMG, I just married a stunner Indiana Shaw . . . ; )